Wednesday, August 13 2008

Just to show you how tall I've become over the past few days. I've sure shot up quite a bit. Look, now I'm taller than the Winnie the Pooh dumbo bear.













Catching up on some news while waiting for my breakfast to be served. Nowadays service level is a bit slack at home. Not sure what mummy has been doing, but she sure has put on some weight on her tummy.












Gosh, am I supposed to be still waiting for my breakfast? It's been almost half an hour. I'm done pretending to be reading. I'm a kid for goodness sake. You really think I know how to read?












Better to do some stretching exercises instead of pretending to read. Reading is for wussies.














Might as well scrap off some of my eye dirt while waiting. Why waste precious time.













Look Bob, I've had enough of you. Quit staring at me. I can stare you down for sure, buddy.









Damn. I guess I'm not so good at staring Bob down. He really win hands down. Doesn't the bugger ever blink?














I read in a magazine that lettuce is good for keeping our skin supple and soft.









Heh heh I think it's working. I can feel my skin glowing with radiance and suppleness. Yeah to lettuce. Boo to SKIII.








I got this organic milk from this Auntie when we were out doing our shopping. It sure tastes yummy. How I wish that Auntie was my mummy instead. My mummy only buys me yucky stuff.












Darn. I've got to think of a way to make mummy buy me this brand of milk. I hate to think so much just before my bedtime. *sigh*













As you can see, I don't look so energetic. How to be energetic when mummy hasn't given me breakfast and my milk?? She sure is eager to go out today, I wonder why.












Trying to pose like those models I see on the runway.















Just thinking of why Bob doesn't blink at all. Does wearing a helmet make him super?









I'm just climbing down the steps to look for my mummy. She always thought I didn't know how to climb down steps. Well, she's wrong. Very wrong.

Saturday, August 9 2008

My daddy just bought me a new bag. I'm not very pleased of cos because I saw him giving mummy something nicer. PUI.

Ha ha I not only made my daddy buy me a pair of crocs sandals, I also made him my personal carrier for today. He should be so lucky.

Not feeling happy again. I just saw mummy wearing a pair of new crocs too. Basket. What's up with daddy? I thought I was his favourite girl?

Yeah, just slurping my milk. What else is there to look forward to in life when your daddy sides with mummy.

It's ok. I just got to think of how to win daddy's favour once again. Maybe if I gave him 2 of my favourite balls, he will be on my side again.

Nothing seems to be going my way these few days. Even my favourite candy shop has closed down.














Shall I or shall I not??? Should I jump to the deeper side of the pool???

Hmmm better not. Mummy doesn't seem to be watching me. Later I jump down to the deep end and she doesn't save me, then I'll be dead Yoo-ri.

Let me wash my mouth with some of the pool water. I heard chlorine is good for removing milk breath.

Gosh. It's getting boring at the pool. No one to watch, no one watching me. *sigh*














Eh little stray cat, you wanna see me in my new bathing suit?














Why did the cat run away???????

Maybe it's cos I got something stuck in my teeth. *dig dig dig*

Mummy is still on the phone and I saw the stupid cat vomitting. What's up with that man. This sure is a boring day for me.

Mmmmm I do know this girl. She's Mo. What shall I do to her today?

Ha ha ha I love pulling Mo's hair.

Let's see if she will fall backwards.

Wah, this Mo very smart, cry until so pathetic. I must cry even harder else I sure to be wacked by my mummy.

Ha ha the adults are gone again. Mo, take a look at my slim tummy. What are you - pregnant?

Guess who loves licking the floor?

Not me for sure. I don't do dirty things like licking the floor and coughing out the dirt.

Hey I'm on my fave ride. :) Wanna sit with me, daddy?

Just ordering some food for myself while daddy wipes my sweat away.

I promised to buy him some food if he is good today.

My mummy and my daddy. Now you know who I look like.

Friday, August 8 2008

I'm damn pissed. Just met a little boy who looks jinxed. Now my whole morning is ruined.














Oh well, nothing that a good breakfast won't solve. Today Mummy is in a good mood, so I get to eat lobster bisque with my favourite fish and chips. :)

There is something strange itching me on my butt. Shit....wonder what it is.

Oops, it's just one of those days when your backie will itch. Thank goodness it's not a cockroach that's hiding in my diapers.

Eh Auntie Big Foot, you laughing at me is it? What's so funny about me scratching my backside? Where do you think I learned it from? Let me give you a clue. It's from my favourite Auntie who likes Tinkerbell stuff ok?

Oy Suki, stop drinking up all the good stuff. Leave me some lah. Why you so selfish? Aren't japanese supposed to be really generous???

Ha ha I just poked Suki on her tummy with my new weapon. That'll teach her not to share her drinks in future.

Walau, did I see a tomboy friend of mummy? Shit. How does a tomboy manage to have a kid? Ew.

Just shopping around for something new to carry around. I'm sick and tired of my bags.

Mmmmm, what do you think of this bag? Nice? It's striking red and just nice for me to shoulder around. Hmmm.

What's that Auntie Big Foot trying to do? Imitate me? I do this pose, she also do this pose. Where's her originality man?

That's it. I'm not staying here with a copy cat anymore. I'm getting out of here.

At the pedicure place with my mummy and Auntie Big Foot. Not sure why they keep bringing me here when I don't get to do a pedicure too. Bloody el cheapos.

Eh, that uncle looks a bit familiar.

I will get him to buy me some new stuff.

Uncle, this pants is a bit too big for me lah. Do you need to change your specs or something? Bring me to the kids' department buddy.