Fine, I got a confession to make. Yesterday on our way to UE Square, Charlie walked over to my pram and molested my leg.
Why Charlie??? Because that little white boy had chocolate all over his face and chocolate on his hands. Still don't know why he's codenamed Charlie??? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Duh.
Sometimes I think adults are more stupid than me. :P
Auntie Joei, are you happy now?? You wanted mummy to announce to everyone that I got molested isn't it???
Today I did a flip while I was sideways. :) Well, I had assistance from mummy to go sideways but thereafter, I did it myself. It's my first time so I'm still happy with my slow progress.
Here's a picture of me on the bumper mat after morning bath time.
Here's me just awoken in the morning. I'm distracted because my mummy had turned on mtv.
See....I'm doing my tummy exercise in the morning. I'm not a lazy girl no more.
I recently like to sit up and support myself with my 2 hands on the floor. The view is much nicer like this. I'm so sick and tired of lying down facing the ceiling all the time.
I hope I can sit upright quickly.
Can you see Lukas on the right?? He is kinda my friend I guess. He is
Auntie Lilaine's baby. He gets very hot tempered when the weather is hot. AND he is very very very very heavy. Mummy has a lot of problem carrying him.
Even Auntie Lilaine cannot carry Lukas for long. He is a big big boy.
Today noon, I had a busy day again. My grandparents, uncle and auntie came in full tow to pick mummy and I up to have lunch.
Mummy wanted to go Great World City so all of us ended up at Imperial Treasure again for lunch.
I think mummy's family are full of weirdos. My grandpa likes to disturb me and make me pout. My grandma likes to say that phrase "sayang sayang" which I dislike to make me pout and cry. My uncle took a gazillion pictures of me, made my auntie take videos of me on his behalf and even made me cry just to get a recording of my crying to use as a message tone.
I don't know what I did to deserve such treatment from my mummy's family. They all treat me as a toy. *pout*
Can you see my grandma is wearing a floral top that is similar to the color scheme as my rompers???? Such a coincidence, isn't it?
I swear I didn't wear this rompers deliberately.
Can you see my super bored face???
My grandpa calls me the "boss" now because he says I am so full of attitude. I don't smile and laugh as normal babies do. I smile whenever I feel like it and I ignore people most of the time.
The only person I don't ignore is my mummy and my daddy. I love my mummy and daddy.
Here I am pretending to cry. Do I look very convincing??? :)
I look so like a boy here.
I'm sitting on the bumbo chair that Auntie Phoebe loaned me. It is still very new because Ryan used it for a while before he outgrew it. Ryan is my friend too.
I love biting on my toys now. See me enjoying the bite on my Winnie the Pooh rattler.
If you noticed, i am wearing a different outfit now. That's because I did a big poo and it leaked out of the diapers. :P
Mummy bought me some more books at Harris just now. Can you see the titles???
Very soon, I'll have a mini library of my own. Besides books, mummy also let me choose a toy for myself. I chose a spider soft toy by Lamaze.
Okie now my daddy wants to prove to mummy that he can write better
Why Charlie??? Because that little white boy had chocolate all over his face and chocolate on his hands. Still don't know why he's codenamed Charlie??? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Duh.
Sometimes I think adults are more stupid than me. :P
Auntie Joei, are you happy now?? You wanted mummy to announce to everyone that I got molested isn't it???
Today I did a flip while I was sideways. :) Well, I had assistance from mummy to go sideways but thereafter, I did it myself. It's my first time so I'm still happy with my slow progress.
Here's a picture of me on the bumper mat after morning bath time.
Here's me just awoken in the morning. I'm distracted because my mummy had turned on mtv.
See....I'm doing my tummy exercise in the morning. I'm not a lazy girl no more.
I recently like to sit up and support myself with my 2 hands on the floor. The view is much nicer like this. I'm so sick and tired of lying down facing the ceiling all the time.
I hope I can sit upright quickly.
Can you see Lukas on the right?? He is kinda my friend I guess. He is
Auntie Lilaine's baby. He gets very hot tempered when the weather is hot. AND he is very very very very heavy. Mummy has a lot of problem carrying him.Even Auntie Lilaine cannot carry Lukas for long. He is a big big boy.
Today noon, I had a busy day again. My grandparents, uncle and auntie came in full tow to pick mummy and I up to have lunch.
Mummy wanted to go Great World City so all of us ended up at Imperial Treasure again for lunch.
I think mummy's family are full of weirdos. My grandpa likes to disturb me and make me pout. My grandma likes to say that phrase "sayang sayang" which I dislike to make me pout and cry. My uncle took a gazillion pictures of me, made my auntie take videos of me on his behalf and even made me cry just to get a recording of my crying to use as a message tone.
I don't know what I did to deserve such treatment from my mummy's family. They all treat me as a toy. *pout*
Can you see my grandma is wearing a floral top that is similar to the color scheme as my rompers???? Such a coincidence, isn't it?
I swear I didn't wear this rompers deliberately.
Can you see my super bored face???
My grandpa calls me the "boss" now because he says I am so full of attitude. I don't smile and laugh as normal babies do. I smile whenever I feel like it and I ignore people most of the time.
The only person I don't ignore is my mummy and my daddy. I love my mummy and daddy.
Here I am pretending to cry. Do I look very convincing??? :)
I look so like a boy here.
I'm sitting on the bumbo chair that Auntie Phoebe loaned me. It is still very new because Ryan used it for a while before he outgrew it. Ryan is my friend too.
I love biting on my toys now. See me enjoying the bite on my Winnie the Pooh rattler.
If you noticed, i am wearing a different outfit now. That's because I did a big poo and it leaked out of the diapers. :P
Mummy bought me some more books at Harris just now. Can you see the titles???
Very soon, I'll have a mini library of my own. Besides books, mummy also let me choose a toy for myself. I chose a spider soft toy by Lamaze.Okie now my daddy wants to prove to mummy that he can write better
than her so here he comes now......
Guess what I'm trying to do. To make my mummy happy I'm pretending to reach for the square blocks.... but in actual fact i'm trying very hard to take a poo. Who the heck cares about those square things in front of me. Only dummies like my mummy waste time playing with such things. I've moved on already.
Yes you guessed it.... I'm still trying to poop. Still not out yet. I'm concentrating very hard. Mummy still thinks I'm interested in the toys she is dangling for me.
Guess what. I managed to finally take a poop. I'm very relieved. I'm not even bothering to pretend I'm interested in the toys anymore. Grown-ups sure are dumb.
I'm trying to decide what to do next. Afterall I am just a baby. Since I've done my poo poo... I'm sorta out of ideas.
I came up with a great idea to keep myself interested. I'm going to do a wee wee. They are a lot easier to do than poo poo so I do them very often. Now seems like a good a time as any. I always like giving my mummy such surprises.
Wee wee done... Time to get busy and pretend to sleep. It always makes my mummy happy when I sleep... or pretend to.
Mummy thinks I'm laughing because she is making funny faces and strange sounds. Little does she know the real reason I'm laughing is because i made a strange "sound" of my own.
I'm bored now. No fun conning someone as gullible as my mummy. One of my friends told me mummies all become dumber after they have babies. I'm not sure if its true for all mummies, but certainly in my own case its confirmed. I wish my daddy were here. He is a lot more smarter. Much more challenging to con and much more fun to play with.
I'm trying to look very ugly on purpose. Some fat baby next to me trying to get fresh with me. If I look ugly enough maybe he will turn his attention to the next babe on the block. If this fails, I will just wait for my daddy to come back. Daddy can make other babies cry. He will put the little chiko pei into his place.
Guess what I'm trying to do. To make my mummy happy I'm pretending to reach for the square blocks.... but in actual fact i'm trying very hard to take a poo. Who the heck cares about those square things in front of me. Only dummies like my mummy waste time playing with such things. I've moved on already.
Yes you guessed it.... I'm still trying to poop. Still not out yet. I'm concentrating very hard. Mummy still thinks I'm interested in the toys she is dangling for me.
Guess what. I managed to finally take a poop. I'm very relieved. I'm not even bothering to pretend I'm interested in the toys anymore. Grown-ups sure are dumb.
I'm trying to decide what to do next. Afterall I am just a baby. Since I've done my poo poo... I'm sorta out of ideas.
I came up with a great idea to keep myself interested. I'm going to do a wee wee. They are a lot easier to do than poo poo so I do them very often. Now seems like a good a time as any. I always like giving my mummy such surprises.
Wee wee done... Time to get busy and pretend to sleep. It always makes my mummy happy when I sleep... or pretend to.
Mummy thinks I'm laughing because she is making funny faces and strange sounds. Little does she know the real reason I'm laughing is because i made a strange "sound" of my own.
I'm bored now. No fun conning someone as gullible as my mummy. One of my friends told me mummies all become dumber after they have babies. I'm not sure if its true for all mummies, but certainly in my own case its confirmed. I wish my daddy were here. He is a lot more smarter. Much more challenging to con and much more fun to play with.
I'm trying to look very ugly on purpose. Some fat baby next to me trying to get fresh with me. If I look ugly enough maybe he will turn his attention to the next babe on the block. If this fails, I will just wait for my daddy to come back. Daddy can make other babies cry. He will put the little chiko pei into his place.
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