Lately I noticed my face a bit chubby. Also I noticed my aunties all look different. I got one auntie who seems to have really big feet. Another has these huge boobs (feel sorry for her future baby because it's gonna have a tough time tackling those knockers). And another that looks like an ah lian (daddy already explained it to me). Hmm life is not as simple as I thought. Too many new things... Lucky I have my ball ball to throw at mummy when I get frustrated. She thinks I'm throwing the ball randomly. Little does she know I'm actually throwing it at her, but my aim not too good yet.
I just threw the ball ball and hit mummy right on the nose. At least I achieved something good for today. Now if I can only get it consistent, I can give her one good toss for everytime she drops me.
Just took my bath. Getting ready to toss the ball at mummy shortly. I can't wait.
Damn, mummy must have gotten wiser. She has changed the routine. No ball throwing this morning. We going for a walk instead.
The sun is really scorching hot. Which idiots walk at this time of the day? Us it seems.
My dad always looks scary to strangers. I need to practice as well so next time I can bully the other kids. I'm going to a neighbourhood school so I need to toughen up and kick some local ass.
I like my hat. Also the shrek ears aren't bad. Macdonalds claims the proceeds go to charity. Personally I think it's a con job. THe money is probably going to the same place as where that NKF money went. Who cares though, frankly at my age I couldn't give a shit if some poor kid can't get his daily dose of milk, or pocket money to buy some solids.
Those dogs. One of the mangy mutts just crapped in the grass. Ohh disgusting it's sniffing the poo now. Now you know why I dislike doggies. Shit....I'm born in the year of the dog. The irony of it all.
Watching Hugh Grant on vcd now. Hmmm, he's quite a hot guy. When I grow up, I want to engage a butler like him.
What's daddy trying to do??? Why's he making funny faces at me??? Is he trying to amuse me???
Puleeze, it takes more than funny faces to amuse me. What does he think I am??? A baby??!!!
Alright alright, I'll just make him happy by pretending to laugh at his funny expressions.
*sigh* grown ups sure are weird and easy to please.
Mummy's eating ice-cream again. It looks really yummy. I want......
I can't wait to be able to eat solids then I can raid the fridge and the cupboards for all the yummy snacks that daddy and mummy are keeping for themselves.
Selfish parents I have. I only get the same old milk day after day.
Mummy is once again forcing me to take pictures with her. *yawn*
Damn, mummy just threatened me. She says if I don't smile for the camera, she will starve me tonight.
Better put on a fake smile just to make her happy.
My evil mummy just warned me to smile or she will release some red ants into my room.
Why is my life so pathetic??? Why??? Someone please save me.
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