Thursday, July 26 2007

Feeling sleepy. How to eat? Hard enough to eat even on a good day considering the crap my mummy feeding me. Life is certainly getting tougher.

Think Macdonalds. Think Macdonalds. It will be over soon.

Auntie BB. People stare at her boobs. I don't give a darn. Big boobs for what? As far as I'm aware, it's not like they produce any milk. What are they made out of? Plastic? Ka poey.

Let me go. I need to take a poo. Lately my poo poo harder to do. It's not watery anymore. I shoot out little rabbit pellets. Anyone want any?

Back to freaken eating again. Sucks man.

Is she going crazy? What's up with that? First Auntie BF and now Auntie BB? Is mummy feeding them something special when they come over?

Don't want to hurt your feelings, but I don't think your fingers can shoot out bullets. You are a real gong.

How did you know you had spinach remains stuck to your front teeth? Who told you?

I'm trying to roll. Lately I been able to roll 3 times in quick succession. I thinking of applying for the Olympics next time. If I apply for Singapore team I'm sure to make it. They sorta suck at sports. My chances are good.

Didn't lie did I? See me roll. I'm the rolling champion. Now buzz off so I can practice.

Time for a break. Rolling is not easy you know.

Notice my good posture. Even when I'm sitting I look graceful. And don't play play the pillow is adult size and not baby size okie?

Note: Please ignore my visible diaper....pretend you didn't see nothing okie?

Sorta looks like Auntie BF but hard to tell. I can't see the feet very well.

What's she doing back at my place. She is a permanent resident here is it???

I don't know what I'm doing. Looks silly doesn't it. Lucky I'm so cool looking that anything I do is still ok.

Oppss. Lost my balance. I'm trying to get my eating position right. I eat with at least 1 foot resting on my food tray. Don't play play ok?

There you see it? I managed even better. I have BOTH feet up. Mummy you can feed me now.

This drum is cool. It has only one surface but makes many different sounds. I never knew I was so talented.

Is this drum edible? What they heck let's give it a try. All this drumming is making me hungry.

I can sit up very well know. No more lying around or acting helpless. I'm just about ready to be self sufficient. I'm already checking the classifieds to see if there are any good 1 room flat for rent.

Yoga as usual. I call this my Baby Yoga Style. It's much better than that Hatha or Ashtanga nonsense. I call my brand of yoga "Yoo-ri Yoga" or YoYo for short.

I'm just a baby. Why is this crazy Auntie trying to strangle me? I can't help it if she has big feet. Get a life Auntie and stop picking on the babies like me. Basket.