Wednesday, October 24 2007

Daddy bought these flowers for his boss. But his boss happened to be overseas. Being a smart person, daddy gave them to mummy as a gift. Mummy fell for it hook line and sinker.

My best impression of my mother's thick and shapeless lips. Of course my lips take after my dad. I have nice thin and well defined lips.

PS: Between you and me, I think mummy's family have some african blood. Otherwise how else to explain the lips?

My lips back to normal (thank god).

Don't disturb me, I'm killing .... playing ... with another of my toys.

Me laughing. I finished killing... playing... with my toy.





















What do you notice that's different. You got it, I got a nice dress on. They say white is the new black.

Also I got a necklace. My mummy said it's from Marc Jakobs, I have my doubts. I think she went cheap and got it from..... Mont Blank.

Showing off my bling bling to the poor people that make those loud banging noises at night when we trying to sleep. Boy those people are rude. Come on, I understand everyone needs to work, but hello, keep it down. They sell hammers with silencers nowadays you know... or is that guns with silencers, get the two mixed up.

Someone trying to take some food away from me. Don't try it buddy. I have 2 teeth. I can bite hard. It's not how many teeth you have, it's how you use them.

Warned you! How do you like it now 3 fingers?

What to do? Until they pop out their own baby, I'm sorta the baby by default for all my mummy's friends. I should start charging money for my appearance.

Ok now. Easy goes it. Let me sit down and continue eating. You guys had your fun.

As you can clearly see, only one of us is enjoying this moment. I don't know whether to yawn, or hand out a b*tch slap.

I decided to hand out the slap. Auntie Bigfoot face distorted by my power.

You want another one is it? Why don't I give you my super power kick instead? I been practicing on mummy and she was limping all day.

Even a baby can be driven to alcohol having to endure the stuff I have to live with. Hope you put a double shot in the glass.

Once again, only one person laughing... and it's not me. I'm biting my fingers. I'm so stressed I can feel my eczema coming on.

Hey Uncle, you married already. Keep your distance.

I'm only going to read the book if you really buy me the cake I select. Otherwise forget it. I'll rip it up like I do to all my other books.

This looks interesting. I can use it on Skinny to poke him like a pokemon and turn him into a lollipop.

What's that? It looks almost as scary as my mummy's hong kong feet.















Actually no it doesn't. Mummy's feet win.
















Strangers trying to steal a baby caught on CCTV.

Hey let me take my nap. I've been through a rough day. I've already taken my dose of alcohol... medicine. Good night.