Seems like I'm in a different place today. Hmmm, this place looks not bad. Must ask Mummy to bring me here more often.
Check out all the yummy cakes on display. Definitely a good place to hang out.
Hey, it's getting close to my napping time. Buzz off mind you. Hasn't anyone taught you that it is rude intruding when someone's trying to nap?
Before I do nap, I do have an important mission to undertake. I better weigh myself. I feel like my clothes are getting looser. I wonder why. Maybe I have lost some weight.
Hey, you mind? A baby girl's weight is a secret. If you know how much I weigh, I may have to kill you.
Crap!! I have put on weight. In that case, why are my clothes getting looser???
Could it be the fact that mummy has been buying 4 year old clothing for me instead of my usual 2 year old clothing?
This is my new friend. I call her Suki as in Sukiyaki. Can't tell you her real name cos it's a secret.
I hear her daddy is a gangsta back in Tokyo. Better be on her good books.
Practising my model nonchalent look. Umm, maybe I really need to lose some weight. My cheeks look as puffy as a chipmunk.
Doing nothing. Just hanging out in a cafe and people watching. By the way, I saw how this salesgirl was wearing her T-shirt earlier and I decided to copy her. Feels kinda chilly though especially around my tummy.
Having a very important discussion with Suki. Trying to sell her some of my snacks.
Suki: Yoo-ri, I want some of your cheerios.
Yoo-Ri: Sure. I'll sell you 5 cheerios for $1. How about it? 20cents per piece.
Suki: Hmmm...sounds ok I guess. Can you give some special discount since we are friend friend?
Yoo-Ri: Wait a minute, let me discuss with my supplier.
*whisper whisper*
Yoo-Ri: Ok set. Since we friend friend and your name is Suki and my fave japanese food is sukiyaki, you got yourself a good deal. 6 pieces for $1.
Suki: Yooriko, you are the best!!! That's why I always say you are my best friend. You give the best deal around the neighbourhood.
Yoo-Ri: Ok enough of that buttering. Pass me the money and I'll pass you the goods.
Suki: But .... I don't have any money now. Can I give you the money next time?
Yoo-Ri: I'm no sucker. No money no cheerios. Don't think I don't know you hide your money in your sneakers.
Yoo-Ri: Basket. You really got no money huh? Waste my time.
Suki: But but, aren't we good friends? Can't you just give me some cheerios?
Yoo-Ri: Look Suki, no money no honey. Or rather, no money no Yoo-ri.
Suki: But I gave you some japanese rice cakes the other time round.
Yoo-Ri: Don't talk about the past. Bye bye.
Suki: $^*(@)!^!
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