Monday, February 18 2008

Daddy looks a bit tired. Not sure why though. It's not as if he's been carrying me for 2 hours, it's only 20 minutes for god's sake.

Daddy's squeezing my ribs. Doesn't feel so comfy now. Basket. He doing it on purpose is it? Don't wanna carry me then say so la, FATHER.

Hmmm, this auntie seems to have a cushion on her. Feels like my pillow. Not bad, quite comfy. Better her than my mummy's chest definitely.

You can't see it, but we are both eyeing the same stuff. The chocolate mummy left on the floor.

Well, too bad little boy, I'm much bigger than you and I'm stronger too so there is not a chance you will ever get it faster than me. Not to say I have longer limbs than you. Now buzz off and eat your purees ok. Your mummy told me you still on a strictly puree diet only. Wait till you older then big sister Yoo-ri will give you some coffee cake ok?

Come come, let me wipe away your tears. Don't cry ok? I promise I'll give you nice foods in future when you start eating solid foods.

Auntie BB doesn't know it but I really am not interested in what she's doing. Even looking at the mat is more interesting.

Auntie, please....I'm really not interested in looking at how your stack the tiles up. Let me just kill myself by downing some chrysanthemum tea. Help me please......

My current fave show is the Criss Angel show. Let me do my version. See this box? It's red and empty. However, when I count to 10, you will find my frog friend Leap in there.

Now let us count to 10....














10, 9, 8, 6, 3, 1

Ta da......Here's Leap. Crap....where the hell is Leap?

Umm....actually let me practise a few more times with my daddy before I try performing my illusions on you guys. Maybe I'm still not ready for it.












Basket, Leap you are here. Snoozing on my couch again is it? You lazy bastard.

















Aaarrrgggghhh, you made me lose face. You deserve to have your face bitten off, stupid Leap.

















I'm at the play ground at Paragon. It's the first time I'm here playing. How do you go up to that platform huh?

Let me try to climb up this slope. Looks easy enough. If those other crappy kids can do it, so can I.

Wah, I've been climbing for 5 mins now and I don't seem to be reaching the top. What's up with this slope?

















You thought you would get to see me naked didn't you? Ha Ha

Look how cleverly I covered my vital spots with just a cup. Takes a little brains to figure that out.