Back again. Been on vacation. Even famous babies like me have them.
Tiring like heck though.
Getting warmed up. It's been a while since I had to shake my hammer.
I don't like necklaces. Necklaces are for dogs.
Ignore the 2 adults sitting beside me. I told them I was in a photo shoot. They just wanna get a piece of my 15 minutes of fame.
Smiling is a form of weakness or guilt. What is this Auntie trying to hide?
Toy cars sure do taste good. I'm in my Australian home btw.
Guess what animal i am? Yup you guessed it, I'm a pink bat.
For those of you who thought I was a rabbit, get a clue. My dad is a rabbit ding dongs.
I'm not afraid. It's just that swings are so 1980s. Come on lah. Give me nintendo. I'm a modern baby.
My couch in Australia. Loved the couch.
The snake is my friend from Singapore. I'm very generous. I let my best friends come to Australia with me. I even put them up in business class.
I can even stand on the couch. It's a special one which is balanced so it does not tip over.
The windows of my Australian house very nice. They have nice colored tinting and metal grillwork. If a fire broke out though I would be a bbq chicken.
Australians love beer. It's cheap too. As they say, when in Rome do as the Romans do.
I'm not taking a nap. I'm meditating.
My dad with his cousins. This is taken on my birthday. It was my birthday. That's why they let me sit on the table.
My uncles and aunties. I'm not sure if I'm related though. Frankly, I'm a lot better looking.
My new tent house. I'm an eskimo.
The tent is great. I can fall over and it doesn't hurt. In fact I bounce back up.. literally. The base is an air mattress.
After my bath. I got my smart look going here.
Even on holidays I need to exercise. Doing my pilates on my favorite couch.
This is a house in a house. It belongs to my cousin. Boo hoo. My cousin is rich. I'm poor. My cousin has an entire mini house (with a tea table and bed). I get a tent. I like my tent though.
Mr snake gets a nibble. Just the same as back in Singapore.
Look you wanna biscuit? Go ahead, this one soggy anyway. I got a stash of fresher stuff.
This seat doesn't feel as comfy as my one in Singapore. Lucky I'm so patient.
This biscuit isn't quite up to the normal quality. Australia seems to be lacking in food quality control. Either that or mummy just recycled yesterday's stuff.
Can my mummy please wipe my mouth before taking a photo. She is darn gong. And I suffer as a result. I look like a nong here.
Ha ha. Hats are for fools. I'm taking it off and gonna shove it up your face in a second.
You can look, but entrance is by invite only so back off.
On the darn swing again. I wonder which iddiot actually enjoys such a thing. I know I don't. Plus the sun is hot. And my ding dong daddy forgot to give me a sun hat.
Let me out. I'm starting to fry.
My cheapo mum gave me a cowboy hat. I wanna know where the hell my pony is then? At least give me a shotgun lah.
Take your cowboy hat and shove it.
I found out my natural ability to swim. I can swim without daddy but he is a chicken and insists on holding me.
How to use a spoon if it's sealed in a bag? Mummy are you up to your dumbass tricks again?
I feel quite tall sometimes.
I just spat on someone's head.
Not sure what I'm looking at but I'm sure it was interesting at the time.
My grandparent's friend. She looks a bit boring but she is nice. Damn I look good.
Mummy and me at a teahouse in Australia.
Me cleaning up after myself.
I hated this when I first came. But now I just swing it around and whack it like all my other toys.
In fact green bug and me are friends. See I even let it sit on the couch with me.
My eyes are watering with the salt water from the pool.
Practicing my warm up exercise before heading for the pool.
Doing some laps again in the pool.
I'm a pink bug.
I even have wings. Actually they my cousin's. She is such a baby.
I have a frilly dress on. Boy it's embarrassing. I need to get my revenge back. No wrong should be left unanswered. I'm gonna freaken cry like a maniac on the plane ride home. That should do it.
These are fierce creatures found only in Australia. They came to attack me and the family. I fought them off though.
Don't be fooled by their demure appearances, they are evil.
Shit here they come. Get ready to defend.
One of those chicken look a likes got me. I'm a bit doozy from the fight.
I can't tell who's slimmer me or my daddy. We both lost weight in Australia. Only my mummy put on the pounds.
Swimming again. I am getting better every day. Soon, I'll be swimming past Jocelin Yeo.
In the plane. Boy I hate planes. Lots of strange people dressed in funny clothes. And my parents don't let me move around.
At my grand dad's office. I'm trying to crack the passwords so I can find out company secrets.
Only problem is this computer looks a bit different from the one at my home. How the heck do I turn it on???
Someone trying to make fun of me. I'm collecting all the spit I can in my mouth and about to salivate in retaliation.
A fancy lunch. As usual I'm stuck with eating biscuits. What a waste.
Unlike the other dumb babies, I already figured out I can't really steer the car... it's fake!!
Let me out mummy. It's no fun at all.
For the auntie with the V handsign next to my head:
a) I knew you were doing it
b) The jokes on you since I got my finger pointing in your direction. It's my middle finger.
My friend, Mo. She's a bit dumber I believe. But boy can she walk fast. I guess some people are destined for physical activities.
My new couch courtesy of my Auntie Jan Jan, Auntie Von Von and Auntie Big Foot. Not as big as the one in Australia, but the color sure is nicer.
Ahhh great. I have my favorite thing again.. the remote!
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