Tuesday, February 26 2008

Looks pretty darn good doesn't it? But I'm sure it's not for me. So why bother drooling over forbidden food.

Did I hear right? Mummy actually said that plate of food is for me????

Hmmm, maybe I'm just hearing things. Or am I still in dreamland?

Hell no, seems like Mummy's got a bit of a screw loose today. Well, her loss is my gain. So better eat as fast as possible before she changes her fickle mind.

Wah, today must be my lucky day. First, I get a scrumptious breakfast and now I get to take this strange boy's snacks. I conned him into exchanging his snack for my crappy one.

Yeah yeah yeah, swing swing swing. What's the big deal about swinging? It's for small kids.

Now this is life. Sipping on a nice refreshing winter melon tea that mummy left on the floor. I better down it quickly before mummy monster comes back from the bathroom though.

Just doing my daily work out. I hear jumping on a trampoline makes you really fit. Include a ball in the routine and you become a super girl.

Look. I even have a mini car here just for me. Funny thing is the car doesn't seem to be moving me around. I seem to be moving the car around instead. Weird.

Just getting myself ready to go out. I better call my personal chauffeur to pick me up pronto. I hate waiting for people.

Don't I look like the typical baby model posing? Crappy isn't it?

This pose is so passe. So unnatural.















This is my rendition of a model's pose.

See how natural I look.
















I've just farted on Leap. Ha ha Serves him right for sitting on my couch without my consent.

Just did a smelly burp too. It's such a great feeling doing a burp and a fart concurrently.

Auntie Big Foot and Uncle Big Tummy thinks I should endorse this Japanese cracker. What say you? I think I should endorse Miu Miu instead then I can get free Miu Miu bags every season.

Check out my new Adidas runners. These are the latest baby fashion that hit Tokyo. I'm gonna be the coolest baby in town with my new shoes.

This by the way is a gift from my fave Auntie Big Foot.

Oops, why is Auntie Big Foot and Uncle Big Tummy looking at me with envy? Hmm...I know, maybe I should give them something too. Maybe they jealous they don't have new things.

Here Auntie Big Foot. I give you the plastic box which used to contain my fave toy. Don't be sad anymore ok?