Nowadays people say I have a chin. I think they really meant double chin. I really need to go on a diet - one that consists of royce chocos and haagen daaz ice cream. I hear from Auntie Big Boobies that the latest diet fads is to eat as much sugar as possible.
Dear Fairy Godmum, please grant me my wish. I wish that I won't grow up to be as fat as Auntie Big Foot. She's a living disgrace to womenkind.
I definitely am a Big Big Boss. See, only I can make my granddaddy pick up things for me.
I just saw a boy's little tweety. Boy is it small. It's smaller than my little finger. Ha ha ha
Just making sure my pram is still behind the chair and no dumbass babies are trying to get on it. Look. I know my pram is the same as any other babies, but it's my pram and I have to protect it.
Just putting on my smart look. My granddaddy always says I'm a smartie so better to look smart while he is around.
I'm not only smart, I'm really fashionable too. The latest trend is the toga so here I am with my toga outfit. Looks much better than when it was a dress isn't it?
Just practising my 'raising arm' technique. I want to make sure I exercise my arms more so that I don't accumulate so much fats like my Auntie Big Foot. I saw Auntie Big Foot's arms jiggle so much it gave me nightmares for 10 nights in a row.
This is my Auntie Big Foot. Not only is she fat, shapeless and pale, she also has jiggly arms.
The only part of her body that doesn't jiggle is probably her fingers.
My Auntie Big Boobs buying me a cake for being such a nice little girl. I love my Auntie Big Boobs. :)
Just exchanging my crappy non-organic raisins with Suki for her expensive organic raisins.
Well, at least one of us is happy in this picture.
Hey hey, I didn't say you can lean on my shoulder buddy. Go lean on Skinny's skinny shoulder ok. I'm not for grabs.
Sometimes I get tired walking then I rely on Suki to help me get around. Got to say though, she's a real buddy.
Come to think about it, I seem to be in the same position since 5 mins ago. Oy, what's happening here Suki?!! Never eat or what?
Just demonstrating to her how to push the cart properly.
Just trying to look like Skinny. Skinny's mouth is perpetually open like this. Makes me wonder if he is trying to catch some flies and mosquitoes.
My mummy loves me yes she does. She has been bringing me out for breakfast more often nowadays. :) I love my mummy.
I sure look good. Who are those 2 behind me spoiling my picture? The one on the right sure looks funny.
My friend, Fred. He likes offering me drinks but I told him before, "Yo Fred, no fret. Even though I'm not interested in you, I'm interested in your food".
I love the bouncy castle.
I really don't know what to say about this uncle but "Grow up Uncle......". *sigh*
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