Tuesday, April 1 2008

Just finished my meal. Just got to swallow my plastic spoon and I'm done. Wait a second ok?

Now that I'm done with my lunch, it's time for me to walk around with my pink matching pram. I'm more like an adult now. I don't really need my mummy and daddy except when I want their money.

Suki is a bigger adult than me and that explains why her pram is much bigger than mine. It also explains why her pram looks so drab compared to my kickass pram.

No wonder she looks so sad. Poor Suki Suki.

Look how much I've grown. Now my pram looks so puny under me. I'm taller than most kids my age too. I'm gonna be a BIG bully when I grow up. Gonna be like my daddy and kick some @ss.

My mummy just called me on my mobile. Damn. She asked me to do more work for her. :(

Just doing 1 of my daily chores - sweeping the floor. My mummy very kindly bought me a small dustpan with a small brush so that it will be easier for me to sweep. How sweet of her isn't it? Has anyone actually called the Baby Abuse Bureau on my behalf??

Just found my Kammi that mummy was trying to hide away from me. Silly mummy. Who does she think she trying to con? I'm Yoo-ri not Ding Dong.

Just realized that mummy has not left any of her ice cream for me. Grrrrr pisses me off whenever she does that. Gonna seek my revenge on this shitty Kammi.

I'm trying to look as pathetic as I can. Am I convincing enough?

Is this more convincing??

Crap. I meant to get some sympathy from some random strangers AUNTIE, not you. You don't even give me any tit bits and you wanna take a picture with me??!!!

What's this Auntie so happy smiling at the dumb kid for? Doesn't she know the kid below is making fun of her? Dummy Auntie.

Just testing to see if this phone is waterproof as what it claims to be.

Besides the phone is not mine, so even if it gets spoilt, Auntie Big Foot's problem.

Cannot stand some inconsiderate Auntie. Not only did she take over my couch but she also messed up my hair cos she jealous of my hair color and texture.

Hint: The Auntie has Big Feet.

Is anything wrong? I'm just eating my strawberry so just gimme some peace ok?

Still eating strawberry. What to do? My parents bought strawberries cheap and could not finish them in time before they got bad.

Ha ha Just managed to con my daddy into giving me his ham and cheese sandwich.

Shit. Did he put in some hot mustard????

I'm gonna get daddy for this one day. And by then, my revenge will be oh so sweet.