Monday, May 19 2008

Better make sure no one is watching. I'm gonna pull this bear's ears. Stupid bear...how dare he see me change diapers.

Cheeky bear.

Just got this nice little biscuit from a strange auntie. Not quite sure what this biscuit is, but it sure tastes better than the usual crap my mum gives me.

Oops, you caught me in my latest acquired helicopter. I was not supposed to flaunt it but since you found out, what the heck.

Yeah, that's right. I own this helicopter. Am I the coolest baby in town or what man?

Just prepping myself before I head out. I'm carrying my latest gucci baby bag. It fits all my make up nicely. Only grouse is that it ain't big enough to hold my water bottle and snacks.

Just practising my kick when mummy tries to put me in the sleeping bag. Now that I'm bigger and stronger, there is no way my puny mummy can withstand my super kick.

If my super kick doesn't work to my expectation, then I will just have to resort to my scary mousy expression. I learned this really scary expression from my Auntie Big Foot. She does this a lot especially when Uncle Big Tummy pisses her off.

*whoot* wah, that ice cream sure looks good. Must con mummy into buying ice cream for me later. Maybe I should pretend to fall really badly and mummy will take pity on me and buy me one.

I'm definitely not gonna jump on this trampoline. What do you think I am? A monkey?

Sorry dude, but I'm just pretending that this is a stage and I'm standing here waiting to perform.

My new horsey. It's called Dumbass Horse That Doesn't Move.

I'm gonna apply eyeshadow now. Hmmm, I've seen my mum do this lots of time, it should be easy peasy.

Aaaahhhhh.....I read that doing facial exercises is good for the elasticity of the face. So I'm doing my facial stretching exercises. It's a daily routine I follow religiously.

Who needs saggy skin like Auntie BF? Not me for sure. :P

Ta daa...... My finished product. Don't I look fabulously glamourous??

Check out my sexy pout. Nice? I learned this from my daddy. He's a master at this. That's how he conned my mummy.

This is my really intelligent look. This I inherited from my mummy of cos. My daddy looks like he is really thick in the head.

I'm just practising my coy look. I reckon I might need to use this look when I have admirers in future.

Truthfully, I copied this coy look from Auntie Big Foot. I notice she does this a lot when she is with her pet bat. I wonder why.......

Note: Auntie BF really rears bats as pets.








My superstar look. :)















My superstar incognito pouting look. :P















Just one of the random Yoo-ri fan that wants to have her share of the limelight.














Shit. Upon closer look, this woman sure is dangerous looking. She's got metal bits as teeth. Better not put my face too close to her mouth lest she decides to do damage unto me.