Check out my latest fancy dance moves.
Every morning, this is my routine. Take my breakfast then take my milk in front of the tv and do up a to-do list for the day. What to do. I need to multi-task to save time. Everyday I only have about 10 hours of waking hour to do everything I need to do.
Sometimes I get so busy that I even have to drink my milk without holding the bottle up with my hand. Can you imagine how busy I am?
Doing my morning watch on the construction going on opposite my house. Got to make sure those lazy bastards are doing their jobs and not slacking off. If they slack off, I'll call their supervisor to kick their sorry asses.
I'm freaken' bored here now. Mummy went and left me here all alone to buy herself some coffee. What am I supposed to do here with no money?
Twiddle my toes? Walau.
Maybe I should climb up and jump up and down on the ride.
Shit. A bit scary. The ride seemed to wobble quite a lot as I was standing on it. I think I better just sit down quietly and wait for mummy to rescue me.
Walau, I see her walking here now. So long to buy her coffee. *sigh*
Oy mummy, where you going?? Why she going to Zara instead? What's up with that man? I'm still here, MUMMY!!!!!
What's this fat cat smiling for? If I were him, I would be crying instead. So fat, so ugly and so orange.
Wah, what a stupid looking ride. I better climb out before any of the other kids see me in this crappy machine.
Shit. That crappy kid saw me sitting on that Batmobile. Now my reputation will really be gone. Damn it.
Hi, my friend Ryan is here too. I think he ogling at me. Not quite sure but I'm kinda shy you know.
We kinda have the same hair style in this picture. We also about same height but as usual Ryan is cheating. Can you see him lifting himself up to make himself look taller?? Cheater bug.
Oy, what you doing? My daddy's gonna kick your ass if he sees you doing this.
A plate of yummy spring rolls.
A beautiful side view of a beautiful lovable baby.
*yawn* yeah yeah mummy I heard you the first time.
*sigh* back to cleaning up before my mummy decides not to cook me my dinner tonight.
I'm really living for survival here.
Not trying to be Nelly but this is my mummy's work again. She always likes to make me look like a weirdo.
Trying to look like this korean star called Rain. Yeah, I think I've got it pat down. I'm a real good impersonator nowadays.
Ok, I've finally finished my cleaning up for the day. Have a good day now. Bye bye.
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