Tuesday, June 3 2008

Mummy taught me a way to get anything I want. She says just pout or sulk but do it as cutely as possible. Best if you have a prop ie. a ball to press against your chin to emphasize your lips.

I wonder who Ryan waving at. I'm right here not there.

Can you see where is Ryan? Yep, that's right. He's 100 metres behind me. We just had a race and I am leading far ahead. :P

Hmmm, standing here makes me feel like a convict.

Damn, I miss the table just by that little bit. If not, I could have rested my leg on the table.

I wonder why prams do not have a side ledge so that babies like me can rest our feet there.

Just having my lunch at the normal place. Food tastes the same but why is it the servers look kinda different here.

This is what I do to my bowl when I'm done with eating. Yeah, I don't like to waste food as you can see. My leftover food goes to my hair to give them nutrients. Am I smart or am I smart?

Oops, you caught me eating my raisins. Raisins sure are a healthy snack. It not only gives you rosy breath, it also gives you healthy poo poo. Only problem is my fart tends to stink more after I take raisins.

Check out my new pair of shoes. Cool? It sparkles and dazzles. Can you see how shiny it is??

Mummy decided to try a new look for me. Ummm, she actually tied up my hair. Then she started laughing and saying I look auntie. Basket. No wonder they say mummies are the best. They sure are best at making fun of their own kids.

At least my daddy doesn't make fun of me. Actually, I think both of us are victims of mummy's evil jokes. Sometimes I think I was born to be my mummy's guinea pig number 2 when guinea pig number 1 (daddy) is at work.

I just got my licence to drive a bus. Yeah, I know it's a bit early but what to do? A genius like me doesn't take too long to grasp anything, unlike a certain auntie (who happens to have big feet) who can't seem to get it however long she learns anything.

Hey Auntie Big Foot. Did you tell mummy I look like a cute villager in this photo? Look buddy, at least I have nice pretty dainty gold shoes that look really cute too instead of having to wear flippers daily.

Life must be really sux to be tripping on your own feet daily.

I bet you can never guess what I was trying to do. Heh heh

Alright, tell you since I like you. I was actually trying to pick up some snacks off the floor using my mouth. Cool or what.