I got bored of sitting on the couch so here I am sitting on the top of the couch. It sure feels much more comfy than my strawberry couch.
This couch is great for many things. I can even practise some of my dance moves on it whilst watching tv.
I can even stand on it and scratch my thigh when I'm itchy.
I can even sit like an ah lian when I feel like it.
I can pretend that I'm a cat scaling the walls.
I can even suck on my finger when I'm super bored.
I can pick on my teeth to pick out food fragments that got stuck in between.
Just sitting down with my amigo, Auntie Big Foot. She doesn't look so happy. Ungrateful auntie. I invited her to sit here with me. The least she could do is to smile right?
Wah, now she giving me the stare. She think I scared of her is it?
Auntie, you forgot I'm Kim Yoo-ri ok. I'm not born from some weak little froggy. I'm my mummy and daddy's daughter. I'm as strong as a cow, tough as a bull, fierce as a dinosaur.
Ha ha ha I scared Auntie Big Foot off with my stare. Now that will teach her who is the real boss over here.
Now now Auntie Big Foot, you are still not forgiven. Unless you buy me some ice cream, sharks fins soup and some french fries. How about it? Is that a deal or not?
Auntie Big Foot sulking away and complaining to Uncle Big Tummy about the feast she got me. What a wuss. She lucky I only asking of those.
Auntie auntie, where are you going? Don't leave me alone here lah. I have no money to go home on my own.
Ooooo thank goodness. Auntie Big Foot only went to withdraw more $$ for me to spend. She sure is the nicest auntie I've ever met.
As you can see, I am sitting on a supermarket trolley. Don't ask me what this Uncle is trying to do but he's been trying to bribe me with titbits and toys.
Oops, I just broke some bottles in this shop with my new ball. Die. Better run before someone catches me. I got no money to compensate and I don't wanna be working in this shop for free.
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