Thursday, November 6 2008

Putting on shoes is getting a bit boring nowadays. Hmm, I wonder what other new things I can learn to do.














Maybe...besides putting on my shoes, I can grimace and have a snack at the same time. That will be more challenging than putting on shoes alone.

A genius like me has to be challenged all the time.











Wanna see my newly choreographed dance? I call it the Yoo-ri Dance.

Step 1: Wave your hands side to side while you kneel












Step 2: Pause














Step 3: Move your hands up and down
















Step 4: Look to your left and do a butterfly sign with your 2 hands














Step 5: Go on all 4s and give a scary look















Step 6: Slowly get up on your feet while putting your left hand behind and your right hand between your legs














Step 7: Now stand up and raise your right leg up as high as you can














Step 8: Shrug your left shoulder up and act sexy
















Step 9: Go down on your left knee and scratch your backside














Step 10: Stand up again and put your hands behind your back













As you can see, I have an ardent fan who is trying to copy my dance steps. Now watch carefully Auntie Big Foot.








Goodness, I might need to take longer to teach this lousy student. She doesn't seem to have any dance know how.








Oh gosh, why must I sit through the ordeal of watching Auntie Big Foot do this dance. It's really worse than horrendous. It's superbly horrendously horrid.













Forget it lah, Auntie. I think you better go back to just mopping the floor with your feet ok? Dancing is really not for you. Sorry.













Uncle Big Tummy, don't try to act innocent. I know you trying to steal my biscuits. You wanna eat, just eat it. It's expired anywayz.













Uncle, eat biscuit just eat lah. Why must act so cool especially when you have bunny ears? Ridiculous.