Sunday, June 8 2008

My new toy of the week. It looks like a mattress, but it really is anything I want it to be. Sometimes I use it as a surfboard, sometimes I use it as slide and sometimes I just use it as a place to kick back and watch the day pass by.






And sometimes, I use it to sit and peep at what mummy is up to in the kitchen. You can never be too careful nowadays. You hear many horror stories about mummies poisoning their kids out of jealousy.







Looking for my mummy as usual. She got lost at Takashimaya when I brought her out shopping. *sigh* Sometimes bringing my mummy out is really a hassle.












Try not to look too long at my lovely legs. Hey, I just told you stop ogling, you nutzo.














Wow, that dance move totally rocks. I'm gonna master it soon and be the princess of dance.














Shit. Maybe not so easy to master. Seems like I would have to learn how to contort my body and twist and turn too much. Too dangerous for my little body to handle. Maybe I'll ask Suki to try it first.












Why do dancers all have such weird expressions on their faces when they dancing? Not only do they have to contort their bodies, they also contort their faces. Funny people.

Come to think of it, my Auntie Big Boobs does have a funny expression on her face and she can dance too.









Just woke up from my little siesta. As you can see, I'm very color coordinated. Even my pillow casing has to match my sleeping outfit.








Just having my breakfast. I love to multi task while eating. I eat and do my morning exercise at the same time. This ensures I have ample time to do what I must do for the rest of the day.












Hmmm much as I love my daddy a lot, I am glad that I resemble my mummy a great deal rather than my daddy.













Looking at my smiley face, I'm sure you would have guessed I just had my favourite dessert of all time - vanilla ice cream. :) Daddy gave it to me while mummy was busy shopping.












I know what you thinking of. You thinking I playing with wet wipes again right?

WRONG. I'm not. Let me show you what I'm doing.












That's right. I'm flossing my teeth with a floss. It kinda looks a bit different from the one daddy using though. His looks thinner. Oh well, maybe daddy has smaller teeth than me.












Flossing my teeth sure is painful. I wonder why people floss their teeth for. It hurts like crazy.














Now that the hand mouth foot disease is on the rampage, we must all be more particular about cleanliness and hygiene.

I'll now demonstrate how to use a hand sanitizer. Look, watch and learn buddy.










Got it? Now that I've done my civic duty to the nation, it's time for me to watch my HSM2 once again.

Tata for now.

Friday, June 6 2008

Oh no, I can sense some danger. Mummy seems to be busy looking at things that she normally doesn't look at. What's she doing at the baking section?? Don't tell me she trying to make daddy and me some crazy stuff again.

My 6th sense works once again. Oh well, this time she is trying her hands on muffins. Doesn't look half that bad though. Maybe I'll give it a try.








Hmmm....I still in shock after eating mummy's muffins. Can't believe my mummy managed to make something that tastes not that bad. What did she do? Add msg into the muffins?












Now you must all think I'm just a spoilt brat who doesn't appreciate my mummy's hard work isn't it?

Alright alright I admit it. Mummy's muffins are the most delicious I've had ok.






What's that little boy looking at? Never seen a babe driving a convertible is it? Look some more and I'll smack your little head in, little rugrat.













Ooopsy, that little rugrat actually had plenty of coins to donate into this ride. Damn. I shouldn't have scared him off so soon. Basket. There goes my free rides.












I'm getting bored. No suckers around to put some coins in for me. Damn. Where is my Auntie Big Foot when you need her. She sure is as dependable as an unloaded torchlight.












Bet you haven't seen any kids stand up and drive in a convertible before. How cool is this? Maybe this will impress mummy and she'll give me some coins to put into this ride.

Damn. This is the hardest I have to work just for a ride.









I'm scaling Mount Mattress. Yeah, it's tough but someone's got to do it. Definitely can't rely on my weak Auntie Big Foot to do anything strenuous like this. She'll probably wobble like a jelly and never end up 10 cm above the ground.











Heh heh I'm almost halfway up the mountain. Time to take a short breather and breath some of the fresh air on higher ground.








Might as well practise how to surf in case I go back to Australia for a vacation. Then I'll teach those Ozzies how to surf like a pro.













Balancing on a mountain sure ain't an easy task. Maybe I should just leave the surfing to those Ozzies instead. They can be pros at it. I'll be a pro in mountain scaling instead.








Actually I can also watch High School Musical 2 since I'm resting. Phew.....










Hmmm wait...I'm still watching HSM2. Not ready to continue scaling Mount Mattress. Leave me alone first.













Wowweeee Zac sure is a cutie pie. When I grow up, I'm gonna marry a man like him.














I think I'll stop scaling the mountain for today. I'll just sit on my couch and watch my HSM2 in total relaxation.

Wednesday, June 4 2008

Do you like my new tie? My daddy got it from Hermes. Not quite sure what is Hermes but I heard from my other fashionista friends that it is an expensive brand and only people who own horses can buy Hermes.

Funny though, since I don't recall us having any horses. Not unless you consider my Auntie Big Foot my personal mare.

Come to think of it, Auntie Big Foot does resemble a horse in some ways.

1. She has big feet. Horses have big hooves too.

2. She has a long face. Horses have long faces too.

3. She has long hair. Horses have long mane too.

4. She has big teeth. Horses have big teeth too.

Actually, horses also have big ding dongs. Oops, but Auntie Big Foot is not a male nor does she have a ding dong. So I guess that doesn't quite apply to her.

Umm....oh well, anywayz, with all those 4 factors, I can safely conclude that Auntie Big Foot is a mare.

Let me make a wish. I wish my mare Auntie Big Foot grows a tail so that I can pull her tail and tie it around a cactus.

Then I can throw my soiled diapers at her and watch her neigh in excitement.

Wassup man!

Damn it, this stupid strap is to high up. I can't reach it.

Never mind, I'll just pretend that I'm doing a cool pose and not trying to reach for the strap.

Suki is such a show off. I'm gonna pretend to kick her by accident later. Show off. Just cos she's a little wee bit taller than me.

I just told Suki that she can't hold onto the strap for more than 10 minutes. She's really falling for my prank.

Now I'm gonna find the 1 dollar coin that the stranger dropped just now.

See. Now that I found the 1 dollar coin, I can treat my friend Suki for a bus ride. I'm not exactly that bad, am I.

Now she can sit behind and spit at any kids that try to sneak into the bus.

*beep beep* wow, this bus sure is cooler than James Bond's vehicle. It can beep really loudly. It made the old granny in front jump up in fright. Ha ha I love this ride.

I'm done with my ride but I'm staying put cos I don't want no other kids hanging around my turf. Gotta watch my territory like a hawk.

Tuesday, June 3 2008

Mummy taught me a way to get anything I want. She says just pout or sulk but do it as cutely as possible. Best if you have a prop ie. a ball to press against your chin to emphasize your lips.

I wonder who Ryan waving at. I'm right here not there.

Can you see where is Ryan? Yep, that's right. He's 100 metres behind me. We just had a race and I am leading far ahead. :P

Hmmm, standing here makes me feel like a convict.

Damn, I miss the table just by that little bit. If not, I could have rested my leg on the table.

I wonder why prams do not have a side ledge so that babies like me can rest our feet there.

Just having my lunch at the normal place. Food tastes the same but why is it the servers look kinda different here.

This is what I do to my bowl when I'm done with eating. Yeah, I don't like to waste food as you can see. My leftover food goes to my hair to give them nutrients. Am I smart or am I smart?

Oops, you caught me eating my raisins. Raisins sure are a healthy snack. It not only gives you rosy breath, it also gives you healthy poo poo. Only problem is my fart tends to stink more after I take raisins.

Check out my new pair of shoes. Cool? It sparkles and dazzles. Can you see how shiny it is??

Mummy decided to try a new look for me. Ummm, she actually tied up my hair. Then she started laughing and saying I look auntie. Basket. No wonder they say mummies are the best. They sure are best at making fun of their own kids.

At least my daddy doesn't make fun of me. Actually, I think both of us are victims of mummy's evil jokes. Sometimes I think I was born to be my mummy's guinea pig number 2 when guinea pig number 1 (daddy) is at work.

I just got my licence to drive a bus. Yeah, I know it's a bit early but what to do? A genius like me doesn't take too long to grasp anything, unlike a certain auntie (who happens to have big feet) who can't seem to get it however long she learns anything.

Hey Auntie Big Foot. Did you tell mummy I look like a cute villager in this photo? Look buddy, at least I have nice pretty dainty gold shoes that look really cute too instead of having to wear flippers daily.

Life must be really sux to be tripping on your own feet daily.

I bet you can never guess what I was trying to do. Heh heh

Alright, tell you since I like you. I was actually trying to pick up some snacks off the floor using my mouth. Cool or what.