Monday, June 18 2007

Mummy brought me to see Dr Chan today because I got a flu.

As you can see, I'm biting rather aggressively on my teething beads. I'm at my doc's and I'm showing the doc how I bite to scare her so that she wouldn't give me a jab.

Grrrrrr Roaaarrrr....That'll show her.

Hmmmm....she seems to have been frightened off by my act of aggression. What a pussy. I thought doctors aren't afraid of many things????

Hmmm, am I really that scary looking???

Still wondering why the doc didn't give me a jab today. She normally gives me the needle whenever I go visit her.

Hmmm, maybe I really scare her to bits. Nothing scares me. I'm KIM YOO-RI!!!!!! hahahaha I'm gonna be the biggest bully in my neighbourhood and maybe in the whole of Singapore.

Yikes!!! What are those coming towards my direction???

They are mummy's friends. Auntie Big Foot, Auntie Very Vunny and Auntie Big Boobs. Shit. Why must mummy do this to me even when I'm sick???!!!

They are gonna end up carrying me around, taking pictures with me and then kiss kiss and hug hug me. What am I?? Their toy?????

I'm gonna pretend to be very absorbed in thinking and drinking my water. Hopefully, those ding dong aunties will get the hint.

Walau, they are trying to distract me with stupid expressions on their faces. They really think I'm so easily amused huh??

Let me show them a super bored cum pissed off look.

Damn!! Didn't work on Auntie Von Von. I forgot Auntie Von Von used to be in the triad. Nothing really scares her. Shit.

I better not struggle. I see a hot plate just in front of her. Later she not happy, she throw me into the hot plate then I become fried Yoo-ri.

Auntie Von Von is trying to kiss me. I'm resisting but running out of strength. Let me try to sneeze a nasty booger out onto her face.

I feel it coming out. Ah choo!!!!!

Auntie Big Foot is trying to look sexy here as she claims that her newly gotten husband Uncle Soft Tummy is not interested in her.

Of course Uncle Soft Tummy wouldn't be interested in her. Just look at her here. *shivers*

Auntie Big Boobs was showing Auntie Big Foot how to look sexy.

Hmmm, I really think mummy's friends can kill men just by their looks of sexiness. And I mean KILL aka MURDER aka SCARE TO DEATH.

Here the 2 scary aunties are comparing hand sizes to determine whose brains are bigger.

Auntie Big Foot wins hands down or rather hands UP.









Auntie Big Foot is attempting to achieve my small lip look. Auntie auntie, I got something to tell you. You'll never have my lips. I got really small kick ass lips.

:P

Auntie Big Boobs, why are you so happy??? Even though your lips are small, I'm much cuter than you!!!! Now put me down before I back kick you.

Never mind, Yoo-ri, be patient. There's only a minute more before all these aunties have to go back to work. Just be patient.

Give these aunties their happy moments for the day.

My new soft toy. A really girly looking doll that mummy bought. Does mummy think I like such toys or what??!!! Is she nuts?? Where is my monkey and my giraffe toys????

The doll looks better from the back. There...now it looks much prettier. ha ha ha

Let me take a sip of water to cool off. That stupid doll made me so angry.

Hmmm, taken my sip of water. But I'm still feeling angry.

What the heck!!! The doll is useful in its own way.

Let me bite her ass.















Wah, the doll did a smelly fart right when I was biting her ass.