Monday, June 25 2007

Yo, what are you looking at??? I'm here teaching the Rainbow bear a lesson he won't forget. Dumb bear dared to jump on my head when I was asleep.

Look some more and it will be your turn on the chopping board, buddy.

Oh oh, I didn't mean to strangle him to death. I only wanted to scare him a little. Oh oh...look, you didn't see me strangle Rainbow bear ok???

I'll give you a 50 cents if you keep it a secret for me.

But now that Rainbow bear is dead, who else can I bully when I'm lonely, bored and feel pissed off???

Where's Fat Boy when you need him?

Ah heck the bear lah, heck Fat Boy too lah. I've got a freaking jungle out here man. I've got lots of animals to pick on. ha ha ha

I'm the King of the Jungle or rather the Queen of the Cot.

Don't piss me off or I'll eat you up like how I'm eating Rainbow bear now. I better get rid of the evidence before mummy finds out and beats the crap out of me.

Ate too much I think. Now I feel like doing a poop. Bloody bear...so fat for what, made me eat so much.

Rainbow bear kind of reminds me of Uncle Fat Tummy. To think that Uncle Fat Tummy wanted to be known as Uncle Rumpel. Yeah right. More like Mr RumpEnormous. :P

I'm practising my yoga now. Doing ashtanga yoga. For you dummies who don't know what's that, pay me and I'll tell you what it is.

Joking lah. I was just stretching to reach out for my bottle of water that fell earlier.

I look impressive doing the stretches though right????

I'm just sitting here wondering what the hell my mummy is doing. Sometimes I really wonder what you adults are thinking.

Do you really expect us babies to be happy seeing you guys act like juveniles in front of us???

Look guys, we need you to be matured and sensible in order to look after us properly. Please bear that in mind.

What's up with daddy this time??? Gosh, first I have to deal with mummy and now daddy too???!!!!

Can someone stop my parents from behaving like little kids???

Don't worry. I'm not glaring at you. I'm just thinking.

Yeah, I'm thinking about important stuff.

Do you think I should do a poop now or later???

I'm contemplating something really important. Should I or shouldn't I???

Should I call for Pizza Hut delivery or Macs delivery today????

Waiting for my food to be placed on my tray. The delivery man just came with the food.

Note: Check out my director's chair. Cool isn't it?? I feel really important on this chair. It's so comfy and wide. I'm like a little boss boss.

Crap. What's Auntie Von and mummy doing??? Why are they eating my food???? Hey guys, leave me some.

Basket. I make the orders and they end up eating the food while I get a crappy glass of water. What the *^&* is this??!!!!