Saturday, June 23 2007

I don't know what this stuff is. But it sure beats breast milk. Don't get me wrong. I love breast milk, but come on lah, every freaken day? It's too much lah. Even for a baby.

I just talked. Did you miss it? Ok then, let me repeat it again. G*na B8y Cha Ch1 ba1. No idea what it means, but I heard it on the street today.

Me before my nappy change. Life's not bad when you have someone to clean after your crap.

Me looking very serious. But as usual, my brain is quite empty. In fact, I think I was getting ready to drop a load in my nappy when this photo was taken.

Back off buddy. This bed belongs to me now. I'm fiercer than a guard dog you punks. Don't make me prove it. Grhh.

Just kidding lah. I'm a friendly baby. Also its not really my bed. It belongs to daddy (who happens to be behind me in the photo). I'm practicing how to swim right now.

Uncle Fat Belly is back again (he used to be called Uncle Soft Tummy) . Poor guy. He has a wife with big feet, and he has a fat belly. Life is just not fair.

Why is Auntie BF touching my crotch? She damn too much lah. I know we both women, but please lah, some decency appreciated. Grab my butt like everyone else does Einstein. That's how you hold a baby like me.

Is it just me or does Auntie BF look a bit strange. It seems like she has something in her mouth and sucking. No idea what it means. But damn, it looks disgusting whatever it is.

PS: She still holding me by my crotch too. She gonna get a bitch slap any second.

Gave Auntie BF one of my famous slaps. She is in shock right now. I hit harder than her husband.

I think she a bit ding dong. Opppsss. Maybe I slapped her too hard. Her brain still in Lah Lah.

I'm just a baby so what would I know. But don't they advise fat dudes NOT to wear horizontal stripes? Something about making the belly bulge out even more. This Uncle sure is a mountain tortoise (unlike my daddy who is a mountain lion, which is a better thing to be).

Auntie BF. What's up with her fingers? She in rigor mortis is it? Her hands looks yucky. To think she used those hands to grab my crotch today. MUMMY I want a bath pronto!