Hmmm, running out of things to do lately. Wonder what I should do.....
I know I know..I shall do an imitation of Lukas' expressions. :) :) That will keep me entertained for a few seconds at least.
Here goes.....
Note: If I look ugly in any of the below poses, it's because I'm trying to uglify myself in order to achieve perfection in my craft. Please note that I'm normally very adorable and sweet.
Lukas with a double chin and a nerdy hairdo.
Me with nary a double chin and a stylo mylo hairdo. Notice that I bettered the pose by having drool on my chin.
Note: I don't have double chin I don't have double chin I don't have double chin
To all of you aunties who say I am fat, have double chin etc, check this out. I've got no double chin and I've even got a long graceful neck to boot!!!! Beat that.
Lukas with his frog friend looking a dazed. Maybe too much whisky in his milk. Or he trying to look like his pet frog.
Me after drinking whisky milk and no tell tale signs of being dazed from alcohol overuse.
Luckily I didn't take after my daddy in this aspect, else I will look like a steamed lobster.
Luckily I didn't take after my daddy in this aspect, else I will look like a steamed lobster.
Lukas after a bath.
I just noticed he has very dark nipples.
Me after my bath with barely there nipples.
Damn. I look so ugly in my pictures that I feel like crying. Too much realism isn't good sometimes.
I need to drown my sorrows in some alcohol. Hmmm, today mummy put vodka in my milk. Cool.....I like it.
In this picture, only one of us seem interested in taking picture and it's definitely not me. I'm too busy drinking my vodka milk to bother.
What's Auntie Von Von doing??? Acting cute ah??? Or trying to smooch me???
I'll only let you smooch me if you buy me a bottle of Absolute Vodka later. On???
Daddy's trying to smooch me but I'm turning away because I'm afraid he will be able to smell my alcohol breath.
Nope, still not gonna let daddy kiss me. I better pretend to be busy looking at something.
Oh look at that big fat pigeon sunbaking under the sun. Dumb pigeon. Hope you end up in some construction workers' hot pot tonight.
There's me drinking from my bottle of milk mixed with gin. I'm having gin milk. It tastes totally Yummy with a capital M.
Ok then, it's time for me to doze off soon. Catch you tomorrow. Nighty night.
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