I'm pretending to think. Actually I really do think a lot, but right now I'm giving my brain a rest. I can still pose as if I'm pondering about something very important though. I learnt it from my daddy. He often looks like he is deep in thought. Turns out though most times he is just trying to decide what channel on TV to watch.
Can you guess if I'm actually really thinking or just pretending to be lost in thought? I look very serious don't I? Actually I still got nothing in my brain. I'm just pretending. But damn I look smart.
I should apply for university with a look like this. But just to share, I'm still not really thinking about anything. My brain is on holiday.
At a restaurant with my parents. That old man in black at the background just ruined this photo. Oh shit, on closer inspection it actually could be a woman.
I'm realy pissed off. I feel like slapping the people in the background. I'm trying to take a freaken photo with my dad for god's sake. Why are those strangers in the photo frame? Can't they move off to the side and show some manners. Feel like grabbing their ugly ass eye glasses and throwing them onto the ground, pounding the glasses with my feet, then slapping their faces silly.
Ah forget it. Why bother dirtying my hands. Live and let live. Calm down young girl..
Hmmm..... maybe I can get away with just a little bitch slap against that irritating spec toady lady behind me. Should I or shouldn't I?
I don't know why this kid is smiling. He's obviously had one too many sweet cakes. He would make an elephant look skinny. I think his name is fat boy.
Ha ha ha, I'm still thinking about fat boy in the previous photo. Boy, he sure is funny looking. Maybe if we feed him some more he get even fatter. Then we call guiness book of records lah and get on TV. The category will be "fattest baby at age 9 months".
I think fat boy is trying to smile. But his face so fat it's hard to tell. Or maybe he's trying to ask for some more food. Fat boy is already on solids. Even eats bread.
I'm with my sexy ass Auntie Von Von. She is a former ah lian. A few years ago she changed though because the other ah lians kicked her out of their group for refusing to dye her hair blond and wearing knee length black socks. She spent some time going through an identity crisis. She got herself a decent job eventually though and cleaned herself up. Instead of her previous job serving drinks at a KTV bar, She works for the Singapore government. Can't get much more respectable (read boring) than that.
I like Auntie Von Von a lot, but come on lah, hold me properly. I'm just a baby. She is squeezing my guts and I suddenly got an urge to poo. And it's not even my time to poo. If only she moves her head closer I'm gonna give her a slap in retaliation.
My mum and Auntie Von Von. As you can see my back is turned. I'm trying to add an artistic touch to this photo. I could be a future baby model you know. I need to practice my poses.
I see mummy laughing, but what is Auntie Von Von doing? Why is her face like that? Oh shit, don't tell me she spent some time at Woodbridge. I'm sorta scared. My mummy sure knows how to pick the crazy nuts as her closest friends. Auntie Von Von, it's simple, just smile, it's only a photo.
I ruined this photo on purpose. Mummy looks ok. Auntie Von Von finally got her act together and looks normal. I'm pretending to be distracted.
I just wanted to take a closer look at fat boy. Yup, he sure is fat. Not only that his mother forgot to put his clothes on. I can see his little pecker dangling. Please lah, have some decency, if fat boy was 16 years older, he could go to jail for indecent exposure.
Not sure who that lady is, but judging by looks, it could be fat boy's mother. Come on lady, feed him some more, he hasn't had enough yet. Where's the waitress, we order some more bread rolls for him.
BTW what's up with the waitresses at this restaurant. They wear sexy french maid uniforms, but they all freaken aunties, garang guni aunties.
In the middle of doing a wee wee. You can't tell can you? That's the magic of nappies. I can hide my bodily functions very easily.
My new possessions. Auntie Von von gave me all these toys. The hippo looks cool. The flower is ok. Not sure what that other thing is though. Is it a centipede? Is it a snake? Is it a worm? I think the dude that made this toy is also the one that made Lil Lam (the lamb with no body and legs) and ugly spider (the one with 6 legs instead of the proper 8). I've got a sneaking suspicion these toys were designed by a baby. A really dumb baby. Could have been fat boy. He should just stick to eating. Leave the thinking to smart kids like me.
Ah forget it. Why bother dirtying my hands. Live and let live. Calm down young girl..
Hmmm..... maybe I can get away with just a little bitch slap against that irritating spec toady lady behind me. Should I or shouldn't I?
I don't know why this kid is smiling. He's obviously had one too many sweet cakes. He would make an elephant look skinny. I think his name is fat boy.
Ha ha ha, I'm still thinking about fat boy in the previous photo. Boy, he sure is funny looking. Maybe if we feed him some more he get even fatter. Then we call guiness book of records lah and get on TV. The category will be "fattest baby at age 9 months".
I think fat boy is trying to smile. But his face so fat it's hard to tell. Or maybe he's trying to ask for some more food. Fat boy is already on solids. Even eats bread.
I'm with my sexy ass Auntie Von Von. She is a former ah lian. A few years ago she changed though because the other ah lians kicked her out of their group for refusing to dye her hair blond and wearing knee length black socks. She spent some time going through an identity crisis. She got herself a decent job eventually though and cleaned herself up. Instead of her previous job serving drinks at a KTV bar, She works for the Singapore government. Can't get much more respectable (read boring) than that.
I like Auntie Von Von a lot, but come on lah, hold me properly. I'm just a baby. She is squeezing my guts and I suddenly got an urge to poo. And it's not even my time to poo. If only she moves her head closer I'm gonna give her a slap in retaliation.
My mum and Auntie Von Von. As you can see my back is turned. I'm trying to add an artistic touch to this photo. I could be a future baby model you know. I need to practice my poses.
I see mummy laughing, but what is Auntie Von Von doing? Why is her face like that? Oh shit, don't tell me she spent some time at Woodbridge. I'm sorta scared. My mummy sure knows how to pick the crazy nuts as her closest friends. Auntie Von Von, it's simple, just smile, it's only a photo.
I ruined this photo on purpose. Mummy looks ok. Auntie Von Von finally got her act together and looks normal. I'm pretending to be distracted.
I just wanted to take a closer look at fat boy. Yup, he sure is fat. Not only that his mother forgot to put his clothes on. I can see his little pecker dangling. Please lah, have some decency, if fat boy was 16 years older, he could go to jail for indecent exposure.
Not sure who that lady is, but judging by looks, it could be fat boy's mother. Come on lady, feed him some more, he hasn't had enough yet. Where's the waitress, we order some more bread rolls for him.
BTW what's up with the waitresses at this restaurant. They wear sexy french maid uniforms, but they all freaken aunties, garang guni aunties.
In the middle of doing a wee wee. You can't tell can you? That's the magic of nappies. I can hide my bodily functions very easily.
My new possessions. Auntie Von von gave me all these toys. The hippo looks cool. The flower is ok. Not sure what that other thing is though. Is it a centipede? Is it a snake? Is it a worm? I think the dude that made this toy is also the one that made Lil Lam (the lamb with no body and legs) and ugly spider (the one with 6 legs instead of the proper 8). I've got a sneaking suspicion these toys were designed by a baby. A really dumb baby. Could have been fat boy. He should just stick to eating. Leave the thinking to smart kids like me.
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