Why is my dad smiling? He and I have the same problem. We try to smile but it comes out looking not quite right. It looks like a smirk or a sneer instead. How to make friends if I cannot smile correctly? Have to work on my smile. Daddy will be no help here. I think I need to study fat boy. That baby smiles at any which stranger like a 2 dollar geylang hooker.
We both still trying to smile. Boy we both really suck at it.
I'm supposed to be awake, but I'm a bit sleepy. Daddy taught me this trick for future if I have to work. Looks like you working, but just close your eyes and get some sleep instead. Then if you are being questioned, say you in deep thought.
Still in deep thought.
One of my favorite toys. No freaken idea what exactly it is. But is sure is interesting to bite on.
I'm trying to do my yoga position. I call it "Baby cobra little sphinx."
Ah ha!! I almost got my smile correct. Damn I look handsome. Why wasn't I born a boy? I would have ah lians drooling all over me in admiration and love!
Yoga position. I call this one "Failing to crawl but looks like swimming". It's one of my favorite exercises.
Is that some food on mummy's nose? I'm sorta hungry. On closer inspection I think it's her snot. Damn.
Eh brudder, what you looking at? You never see a baby in a high chair is it? G* N1 N@ be Ch@ ch1 ba1.
You think it's water don't you? Actually I put in some of the harder stuff when my mummy's back was turned. She has no idea why I'm in such a happy mood. Nothing like a shot of liquor. Ahh.
I'm not drunk. I think. Actually I wouldn't know even if I were. I sure feel happy though.
Lah Lah, I'm a happy baby! I need to sneak my dad's alcohol more often!
Forget the smile, I can even laugh. Boy, does that mean fat boy drinking alcohol every day. Is that why he acts like a blabbering fool?
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