Monday, July 30 2007

Here is a brand new day again. But as usual, mummy is taking forever to bring me my breakfast. Why does she take so long to just serve me some oatmeal and a banana???? What's up with that man!!

Thank goodness she is not working as a waitress, if not, sure to be sacked in less than a day.

Oy, mummy. It's about time ok. Come on now, feed me quickly. I got lots of things to do like flipping back and forth on the playmat.

Crap. What is it with mummy's food??!!! Everytime I finish eating her food, I feel like doing a crap.

Wah, it's a relief. Finally got rid of all the poison in my body. Phew..... Now back to eating.















I'm on the top of the world looking...
Down on my mummy and the only explanation I can find
Is that my daddy is tall and he's carrying me right now
His love puts me at the top of the world

(sing to Top of the World tune)

Note: If you don't know the song, you are dumber than a baby...

Hey mummy, don't try to take away my water bottle!!! What is it with you?? Why do you always have to take my stuff??? I don't have much in the first place. Can't I just have this water bottle filled with nuwater????

Oh craps....the nuwater tastes really crappy. It's worse than mummy's home cooked food man.

"hello hello...testing 1, 2, 3 Are you there??"

This is my new invention. It's something like a mobile phone but even better. It allows me to rest my head while talking to people.

My latest yoga move. It's called "Banana Split". Note that it is not as easy as it seems. Can you see 1 of my leg is behind and the other is in front??? It took me 6 months to master it.

Darn it. You got me. I was slacking off.

Now buzz off I need to get back to work.

I just finished my work for the day. Now I'm just waiting for mummy to pick me up so I can knock off. Mummy where are you? I'm done!

Hey where is mummy? I'm not supposed to work overtime you know. I'm just a baby.

Don't think I won't put extra hours on my timesheet. I charge 1.5X the normal hourly rate.

This is what I come home to after a hard day's work. I think I better go back to work.

Relaxing on my Ochim chair. It's got a vibrating function that massages my back and butt. It's supposed to firm up my muscle tone.

Auntie Joei, do you wanna use my Ochim chair?? I charge you cheap cheap lah. You need it more than I do.

Ho ho ho it's dinner time now. After dinner, it's time for bed. My favourite time of the day. It's the time where I can dream of my favourite foods and imagine myself eating them.

BUT I have to endure my mummy's food first. It's ok, little Yoo-Ri. Just think of Mos Burger this time round. Mos Burger Mos Burger......

Ok folks, it's time for little Yoo-ri to sleep. Now buzz off. I need my beauty rest. :) :)