Friday, July 20 2007

What are you looking at? Never seen a baby pretend to swim? I'm in a grumpy mood today. So don't cheese me off or I'll bite.

You staring at me is it??!!! Where's fat boy. I feel like punching something.

What's up with that blogging dude. What's his name again? I yeah let's call him Chubby S Lim.

Man, that guy makes me laugh. Along with other lady what her name? Nake Fose.

What's up with them both? They both ugly as fat boy and appear to be as dumb. They no need to point at each other. They should just point at themselves and say:

1. You ugly
2. You stupid
3. You conceited

PS: I wonder, is Fat Boy the love child of Chubby S Lim?

PPS: Is Nake Fose the love child of a SPG and a Dog?

Hey is that a new toy? Goody! Thank god it's not as ugly as Chubby S Lim or Nake Fose.

Which reminds me, why does Chubby S Lim think he's sexy? Come on lah, even Fat Boy matches up well against him.

I know I know. They should organize a competition to see who is the ugliest and fattest at same time. Those two sure to come first and second place.

Piss off. I'm busy thinking. You think I'm in a good mood is it? Ka poey....

I wonder what Fat Boy ate to become so ugly and fat. Hope mummy is not feeding me the same stuff. As they say, you are what you eat.

Does that mean Nake Fose eats sh*t all day long?

It looks almost as disgusting as it tastes. Lucky for me, my taste buds not developed yet.

Daddy, I just got up, I had a nightmare. I dreamt mummy made too much food and was force feeding me. Oh yeah, that happened yesterday. Why can't I throw away food like you do?

Don't fall asleep daddy.

Shit. If he falls asleep and leans on me I'm gonna end up as Yoo-Ri pancake.

Where's mummy when you need her???

Oh great, he's back up. Danger averted thank god.

Birds eye view of me. Boy I look slim from this angle.

Hey Nake Fose and Chubby S Lim. How can you compete against me? I write better. I look better. You guys are just a pair of snails who finish just short of the finish line. LOSERS!

I'm trying to look my ugliest but damn it's hard. How does Nake Fose do it?

New toy. Come over here toy so I can mark you as mine. I need to give you a coating of my spit and smack you around a bit. Don't complain, all my toys go through the same orientation.

Hey Auntie Big Foot, you think you can scare me is it? Why don't you first change out of that dotted umbrella you wearing lah. You scaring no one.

Hey what is that expression on your face Auntie. You shocked I let you carry me is it? Dun worry lah, I doing my bit for charity. I know everyone else avoiding you due to your fungus issue. I'm throwing you a bone.

Ok Auntie Big Foot. I'm done with my charity quota now. Can you let me down now. I feel itchy.

Shit. For being nice, I get possible fungus infection. Ka Poey...

Hmmm now I know why Uncle Soft Tummy so scared of you. Boy oh boy, if I'm not Kim Yoo-Ri, I would also be scared of you.

Luckily I not so easily intimidated. ROarrrrrr....Scared not???

Yeah try it lady. Touch my neck, and next thing I'm going to stamp my foot on your pee pee and then give you bitch slap when you drop your head in pain. Then I gonna grab your hands and give you judo throw onto the coffee table so you split your head open. Dun mess with me. Who do you think I am? Fat Boy?

Hey Hey, don't cry. I didn't mean to be so mean. Relak lah.

I hate seeing grown ups whimper and cry. Shit.

Damn. I just have to sit here and pretend to be interested. Auntie Big Foot is a poor thing. First fungus on nails. Now get bullied by a 6 month old baby.

There there Auntie Big Foot, you go ahead and bully me. I pretend to be scared ok? Happy?

You big boss okay Auntie Big Foot?Keep pretending, go ahead. I'm not going to beat you up. We play play ok?

Play finish then you must go back to office and work okay?

Remember you owe my mummy S$7.00 for the S$5.00 that she lent you just now. My mummy is already very good, charge you 40% interest only. Normally she charges 50%.

Don't ask me what I'm doing here. I've got no idea either.