Wednesday, July 18 2007

Today I will put poetic captions next to my pictures. Here we go...

I am a mountain tortoise
Fat and flat (at least my ass)
I hold my friends
In the palm of my hands
Behave my friends
Or you be flying like superman

Little bugs dangling above me
Why you come close and then far away
Wait until my arms grow longer
And then you see when I squeeze
Your puny bodies into mush
And stuff the result in my mouth

Smile smile babies smile
But my smile is not a baby smile
My smile only occurs after something bad
Like when I kick my buddies ass

What is large and resembles a chicken
Has a long neck like a giraffe

Ostrich of course you dumbasses.

What would it be like to be a drummer boy
Drum drum drum, keep a beat
If no drum find another baby
Use their head instead










Drum Drum Drum
bang bang bang
Slobber slobber slobber











A baby gets tired
Many times a day
I'm a baby
So buzz off so I can take a nap















What are you my little friend?
You look like an animal but not quite right
You don't have a male pee pee
Neither a female pee pee
What are you? A ladyboy?














Days go past
Seconds become minutes
Which become hours and days
When will I grow up
So daddy can buy me a watch
Forget the rolex it's only for uncles
Give me a Piaget anyday












You look at me
I look back at you
I know my mouth messy
But I'm only a baby
What do you expect
I poke your eyes
For giving me disrespect







I eat everyday now
Before I only had milk
I miss those good old days
As my daddy says
Mummy's cooking sucks









Life is ironic
All I can do is laugh
I thought food was good
But mummy's version
Is just plain crude














Why you looking
Can't you see I'm resting
Come back later
Goodnight















Sometimes my daddy
Lets me rest on his bed
Even lets me rest my head
On a fluffy pillow
I can stretch and lazy around
Just like mummy
That's what she's all about