Tuesday, July 17 2007

You looking so close for what? You think my fist so small is it? Come a little closer lah. I'm just a baby. Don't be scared. Pussy!

That's daddy in the background. He and I are wearing singlets. Just call daddy ah daddy and me ah baby.

I prefer my romper. I will suggest to daddy we both convert from singlet to rompers. I'm sure he will agree.

I know it looks very messy but trust me, fat boy is even worse. I'm being very clean for a baby in actual fact.

No idea why I'm laughing. I just woke up. Oh yeah I do remember, I just did a big fart just as mummy was unzipping me.

Dun disturb me. I'm watching an educational video. I need a backup plan in case I don't find a rich husband.

Hey daddy, It's rude to touch a baby's head. Ok lah, I dun complain since you my daddy.

Today I'm not so busy. So instead of doing my work I'm playing with my favorite toy. Don't tell the boss ok? I'm just a baby.

If I flip one more time, I'm sure to fall off. Then I can cry like someone shot me with a gun, and mummy will get a scolding from daddy. Hey mummy, you see where I am? You gonna give me the good food today? Opps Opps, I'm almost falling.... whether I fall or not, it's entirely up to you.

I prefer my bumbo chair. This one has too much leg room.

I'm not a milk junkie. I'm actually a food junkie. I need to ask mummy to buy me a new romper.

Just before my daily bath. I take two baths a day you know, which is probably 2 more than fat boy. That baby stinks like a mix of sour kimchi and swiss fermented cheese wrapped on top with smelly tofu on a durian husk.

As you can see I'm self sufficient. Need a mummy for what? Next time I see her I kick her lah.

This is my Auntie Monique. As you can see she very different from my other Aunties. In addition to having dyed hair and boyish clothes on, she has a Korean fiancee. That sorta makes Auntie Monique and I almost related. I also have dyed blond hair and have a daddy who's Korean.

Auntie Monique doesn't look Singaporean. I think she could be Malaysian.

Hey Auntie, you impressed by my "little cobra, ancient sphinx" yoga position? You want me to give you instruction next time? I charge you cheap cheap lah since we kinda related.

Not too close. You making me shy. Plus you cramping my style I need to finish my exercise.

I notice your skin almost as nice as mine. Very white. Stay out of the sun ok? Otherwise you will peel like a sun dried tomato.

I thought my food looked like crap. Now I'm feeling sorry for mummy and daddy.

Yummy. Better than whatever you call that just before. At least my food is organic. No idea what that means, but mummy says it's good for me. I don't complain. I just eat.

I need some water. Why did mummy strap me up. Is she a control freak or what? What do you think I am? A baby? I need my independence you know. I'm 6 months already mummy. Give me some space lah.

The supply of this stuff never ends. It's a nightmare that's reality. When will I be allowed to stop drinking it. Give me a coke or sprite anyday.