Saturday, August 4 2007

Grhh Grhhh I just beat the shit out of my toys. I was in a bad mood. There is only one boss in my cot, and that's my daddy. I'm his deputy so when he not around all the toys are my b*tches.

Damn you caught me trying to hide my toys. I think I went overboard this time. Lamb Lamb not moving... Hey anyone know the number to call an ambulance?

Damn disgusting as normal. This one sorta tastes ok though. I think mummy put some MSG in this one.

I'm eating like a pig. Mummy finally getting better at the cooking.

Can I have some more mummy?

Damn MSG sure does make the food taste better. Why am I so damn thirsty though?

Still thirsty. I need more water.

Feeling very satisfied. Best damn meal I've had since..... I guess since I was born. My tummy is showing my approval of the food.

I can't stop farting after that meal. I better lean to the side so I can fart easier. Hmmm not sure. Maybe it wasn't a fart, it kinda feels more solid. Hey mummy!! New diaper please.

Feeling drowsy. Can't seem to keep my eyes open this afternoon. I feel like taking a siesta.

Oh my god. Did I just see Mr Dinasaur just now? Mummy Mummy why is Mr Dinasaur not moving. He sorta looks a bit flatter too. I think we need to call the ambulance again.

I didn't just sit on him did I? Oh crap, I think I might have killed him. If only I didn't eat so much, maybe he would still be alive. Boo Hoo.

Damn Auntie BF looks scary. She looks like a japanese horror movie ghost... no that's not exactly true. Well maybe it is true. She just not quite so scary. She more goofy looking.

Like my hat? I sell it you for $20 bucks. I need to fund a new hat. This one was good, but I grown bored. I want a new one. How do I post an ad on eBay? Gotta ask daddy tonight.

Daddy, I'm trying to drink so give me some space lah. I've been feeling really thirsty ever since this morning breakfast. I play with you later ok?

It's either a fart or a poo poo. I will shortly know which.

False alarm. It was a fart. Back to playing.

Hey grandpa, you sorta scaring the crap out of me with an expression like that. Can't you see I was already crying? You're not helping.

I'm feeling better. Grandpa just promised to buy me a Porche Boxster for my 18th Birthday.

Ok you can carry me Grandpa. I won't cry. You scratch my back, I scratch yours.

I'm about to chew on my toys. When I'm older I think I might chew tobacco. But for now I stick to plastic.

Like my dress? Fooled you. It's actually a Romper. I got it custom fitted at Gucci for Kids (also known as Guccico).

Where is my meal!! I'm actually looking forward to it. Other than the side effect of dry throat and feeling thirsty, mummy food definitely improving if this morning is anything to judge by.

Damn. Dinner was good too. But I'm thirsty as a dog again.