My skin condition not too good today. Could it be mummy's cooking. I know I've been complaining about her cooking all the while and certainly mummy makes the food more tasty but I just don't feel as healthy lately. Plus why am I always thirsty? Mummy you going cheap on me and buying the ordinary stuff instead of organic?
Come on lah, I'm your only daughter, actually I'm your only baby period. You rich lah (and if you're not grandpa certainly got the bling bling). You too much mummy.
Daddy is sleeping. What am I doing here. Why did mummy put me here? Is this her payback for me complaining about her food. If my daddy turns and rolls on me, I'm dead.
Daddy, daddy wake up wake up I'm right next to you ok? You don't roll ok?
Why do you always catch me at inconvenient moments? Can't you see I'm trying to bury another toy.
I'm in a good mood. I didn't beat my toy to death after all. It was sorta in a coma. I just revived it by beating it some more.
Look and fear me. I'm a scary baby. I beat my toys.
Hee Hee. This is my evil look. I'm planning a mass beating tonight. My toys don't know yet. Usually I just beat one toy before bed time to relieve my frustrations. Tonight I'm gonna beat them all!!
You don't tell the toys ok? Secret between you and me.
Can you guess who it is behind the hat? I know it sorta looks like Fat Boy. But actually it's me. I've put on some weight lately. Mummy cooking too good.
See it is me.
Do I look cute or scary. If you an adult I'm sure I look cute. But to my toys.... I look scary. See I'm biting a toy's ass right now. That will teach it to hide in the toy bin. You coming to the cot tonight buddy for some special treatment. ha ha.
No idea what mummy doing. Sometimes she's as dumb as my toys.
How many babies can sit in a bumbo chair like a boss? I bet not many. I'm watching an educational video. Ka Phoey. Where is my MTV?
These beads smell nice. I like them a lot. Would prefer a 100 carat diamond tennis bracelet though. Maybe next time I take these beads to Larry's and trade-in. I will ask daddy to top up the difference.
Me in a thoughtful moment. Damn I would look nice wearing a diamond bracelet.
Of course I couldn't bite on them. But that's a small sacrifice. I would be the hottest baby in my block.
All the other babies would be so envious. They would all want to be my friends. I bet they ask to borrow my diamond bracelet. But then I would tell them, Fruit off and get your own you cheapos. Ha ha.
Why aim low. Grandpa much richer than daddy. Should I ask grandpa instead? I not only get diamond bracelet, I bet I get bigger diamond necklace! Why aim low when you can aim high right? Hey mummy, what's grandpa's mobile number?
Maybe they even buy me matching ring and ear rings.
And a nice outfit to match.
And some diamond covered shoes too. I never had diamond shoes before... come to think of it... I've never had *any* shoes before.
Grandpa Grandpa where are you? I need to ask you something.
I'm practicing my cutest expression. Better chance of grandpa saying yes to all my demands. I need to prepare.
Is that a shit fly on our couch. Buzz off you nasty bug. I eat you and then you know!
Ha ha, I just ate a shit fly. Tasted better than mummy's cooking. ...hmmm... I wonder if there are more shit flies to catch?
Life is getting better. I now have another source of nourishment. Shit flies.
Yummy do I see another one buzzing around. Come here shit fly I won't eat you..... not!
I just caught another shit fly. Buzz off I'm just about to eat it.
What's this? Damn it's too tough to eat. Oh sorry daddy. Didn't realize is was your hand.
Ha Ha. I almost ate daddy's hand. Whoops. Lucky for him I have no teeth yet. Otherwise it could have gone badly for him.
Mummy, when is dinner? The shit flies not enough for a baby like me. I need more food. Chop Chop. You not serving a restaurant you know.
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