Sunday, August 12 2007

Anything different about the picture???

Hmmm, nope it's not that the background's different.

Nope, I didn't change my hairstyle.

I changed clothes you dummies. See?? I'm not wearing my usual rompers ensemble. I'm wearing a pretty little orange dress.

Daddy is too much. Use me as a weight to exercise. What am I?? A 9kg dumbbell????

Can't he carry normal dumbbells like everyone else??!!!

Bother....now my dress is wrinkled.

Finally it's time for my lunch. It's about time. Don't know why mummy takes so long to prepare my meal. It's just frozen dinners for heaven's sake. It's not as if it's freshly made like other babies' meals.

Humph. Take so long to prepare my meal and still expect me to kiss you??? Uh uh, not gonna kiss you mummy, you don't deserve it.

Damn. I pissed mummy off during lunch when I didn't give her a kiss. She threw out my lunch without feeding me.

Now I'm resorting to eating some twigs to ease my hunger. Did you know in olden days, people eat wood to sustain themselves???

Grandpa!!! When are you coming back?? Save me from my evil mummy.

Not in the mood to smile. What's there to smile about eating twigs for a meal??

Maybe if I act pathetic enough, mummy might take pity on me and give me a proper biscuit.

Never mind, my trick didn't work on mummy. But this look of mine always works on daddy.

Oh Daddy-O.......come look at me, I'm your lovely daughter. I wanna hug hug and kiss kiss you.....

Walau, don't know what type of daddy and mummy I have. Mummy deliberately not giving me food. Daddy ignoring me and reading his silly romance novel.

Never mind, I'll try mummy again. Mummy, mummy...*wave wave*

Chey, no use. Mummy too strict. I try this blur auntie instead. Oh Auntie Pinhead, stop taking pictures of me. Feed me, feed me.

Walau, you stare at me is it??? You see me no up ah Auntie??!!! Auntie, you may be older than me BUT I'm stronger than you ok. Don't make me give you a thrashing to prove my point. Grrrrr ggrrrrrr

Scared eh???

Faster get me some food before I kick your ass. Faster, Auntie PH. I'm starving.















Auntie PH, I got no more strength to smile. I'm too hungry. Please stop smiling and get me some food.

I let you hold my hand ok, be good auntie.

Fine lah, I also let you grab my butt.



















You too much la, Auntie. I let you hold my hand, let you grab my butt and now you wanna grab my armpit.

In chinese idiom, they call it "get an inch, want a feet".




















Can't depend on them adults for anything. Let me change the channel myself. Who the heck wanna watch the freaking news???!!! I'm just a baby. I don't need to know about current affairs.

Let me watch the food discovery channel instead. That's more educational.

Hallelujah, I'm back in business BUT I better look really sad so that mummy will feed me something good.

Shit, it's red lentils again. Maybe it's better to eat twigs.





















What's daddy doing?? Is he trying to scare me??? Ha ha ha

I find him amusing instead. Why does his nose crinkle up and have lines on them when he does that????

This is something new. I want to learn how to do it too.

Daddy, I asked you to teach me how to do the line thingy, not to kiss me. Why do all of you like to kiss me so much??!!!!! Later my spitera gets wiped off how????

Arrrggghhhhh, help me help me. Sadoko is in coming to get me. HELP.

Better hide myself. Maybe she won't be able to see me. I notice she wears windows on her eyes like Auntie BF so maybe people who wear windows cannot see very well.

Ha ha I got caught. Anyway, no big deal. It was not Sadako, it's only Auntie PH.

I'm not afraid of Auntie PH. She's the opposite of what Auntie BF is. She's got small everything.

Auntie BF, look!!! I'm imitating you in your Missy Elliot persona.

Yo Yo Yo....I even got the hand movements right. Yo Yo Yo

By the way, what comes after Yo Yo Yo????

I think my daddy just fainted. I blew at him and then he looked dazed straight after. What's wrong with him???

Does he need me to give him a mouth to mouth resuscitation????

Oy, you don't think I'm a hip hop baby you can stare me down alright??? No one stares as well as I do. My mentor is Auntie Von Von ok, don't play play.

Auntie Von Von, I'm wearing a Versace beanie. Is that Ah Lian enough???

What??? Ah Lians don't wear Versace anymore??? Passe huh???

Damn. Luckily I haven't worn it out yet, else my other ah lian friends will laugh at me.

What is Auntie PH laughing at??? She laughing at me or laughing at herself????

Basket. No respect for babies. Let me pinch her knobbly knee.

Walau, this Auntie quite smart even though her head pin-sized. Know how to avoid my pincers. Never mind, I'll head butt her chin.

Why does everyone like to hold me up like that??? I don't wanna learn how to walk. Stop making me stand on my feet. I don't like it. I wanna sit down instead.

Auntie, I know you don't have a baby before but this is not how you handle a baby after a baby has eaten her meal.

Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with mummy's friends. ALL of them seem to have some screws missing.

That's better. Now I feel much better.

I just realized something. Auntie PH is almost as small as me. She trying to vie with me for the smallest body title is it????

Damn, not only is her body small, her head even smaller than mine!!!! Is she an adult or is she a mutant baby???

If she's just a baby, why is she so tall?????

But if she's an adult, why is she so puny??????

What is she??!!!! A super tall baby or an super small adult????