Wednesday, August 15 2007

As you can see, I'm not in a very chirpy mood. How can I be when my hair is in a mess???

Plus I'm running low on funds now. Got to start thinking how to earn more money. No money how to have new toys???

Realized mummy hasn't been buying me toys lately. What's up with that man? Doesn't she know that babies need toys in order to be happy babies???

I don't need any books, get me TOYS.

Back in my cot. I realized my cot is a bit bare. Where are all my friends??? What happened in here?? Did a thief come and steal all my friends away???

Where is Fat Cat, Fat Ted, Fat Bunny???!!! Where are all my Kaloo friends???!!!! Basket. Must be Auntie Big Foot. No wonder I see her looking so guilty.

Since I got no friends at the moment, let me self entertain myself. Let me do a Fat Boy look.

Shit. I am really piling on the pounds. I kinda look like a chubber now. I better not put on too much weight lest I look like a fat auntie before my time.

Better try to go on a diet soon. Maybe if I eat more snacks, I will eat less during my meal times.

Is that a little mosquito I'm seeing??? I wonder how it tastes like. Will it taste as nice as the shit flies????

Fly closer here, mozzie. Come on, come to momma.

I'm in a dilemma now. Should I go on a diet or should I just heck the diet???

Should I or should I not eat the mozzie???

How many calories is a mozzie anyway???? Not much right?? Maybe I can just eat one.

Damn, I contemplated for too long. Now the bloody mozzie got eaten by Auntie Big Foot. What is it with her???

First she steals my friends, then now she steals my snack. Basket. But what to do??? She's so much bigger than me, later I complain, she give me a flying kick, I will end up in outer space.

Hmmm, better keep quiet and pretend to play with my blocks instead.

Hmmmm, I'm feeling a wee bit hungry. Shall I call mummy to give me some toast or crackers???

Yoo-ri, think about something else. Don't think about your hunger....think pretty dresses.

Basket. Think about wearing pretty dresses for what??!! Seems like all I am gonna get to wear are rompers rompers and more rompers.

Wearing rompers not that bad, nowadays I still got to wear a freaken embroidered hat to 'protect against the sun'.

I hope I don't see any of my ah lian friends. They will laugh till they drop.

Voila, I can eat with no hands. Hmmm.... Come to think of it I always eat with no hands. Mummy feeds me.

Fooled you. Of course I can eat with my hands. I'm a big baby now.

This is my jenny (from the block) headband. I'm ready to start my Yoga. Some play time first though.

Auntie BF with a sexy dress. Makes me hungry for milk.

Hey Auntie BF, your dress looks like my mummy's maturnity dress. You trying to tempt me for milk is it?

Not my best expression. I was distracted by some food on the table next to ours.

Something doesn't make sense. I'm in a restaurant but why am I eating the same food as I normally do? Something not right.

How to get some real food. My mummy going cheap on me. I got biscuits coming out of my butt.

Hey did someone just give me a glance. Buzz off stranger who you think you looking at? Can't a baby eat her lousy biscuit in peace. Basket.

Nice chair. Bigger than a bumbo chair. Nicer color too. Ok Mr. I'll order one. Mummy will pay you.

This baby sorta looks familiar...... Hey it's not fat boy is it? How come he looks.... skinny? What's with his chicken legs?

I think I change your name. From now on I christen you Skinny.

PS: I think my Maclaren stroller better than yours. Mine has more cloth. But I tell you what, I buy from you for SGD$20 ok? I got another baby asking for second hand.

Ok skinny, mummies not looking. Hand me your food in your hand before I squash you like a prata.

Hey follow the plan Skinny. Hand over the food. You wanna piece of my fist is it? Just because you a pathetic skinny now dun think I won't whack you silly. I follow after my daddy. When I see weak things, I just feeling like crushing it further.

Forget it you stubborn fool. I'll get you later.

Mummy, what you doing? Taking Skinny's side is it. I was just about to give him a beating.

Hey how come you look so stupid skinny. I haven't even beaten you up yet. I think you should buy some glasses to make you look a bit smarter. Right now, you look marginally more intelligent than a graduate out of Rubberbridge.

What are we both looking at? Nothing it seems. Just wasted my time by copying Skinny. He really is as dumb as he looks. Just staring at the floor seems like his mode of enjoyment.

Hey you suddenly look a bit smarter than normal. Dun try so hard lah. Your brain burst or something. Go back to normal ok? Dun wanna see my buddies lying of the floor with brain exhaustion.

PS: Who you trying to fool Skinny. You have a small Pee Pee. Wearing large size nappies can't fool anyone. Get some proper trousers or something for god's sake.

Woke up. I just had a dream fat boy became skinny. He looked even worse. I better give that kid a holiday. Maybe I been working him too hard.