Thursday, August 9 2007

Life's really breezy with a rice cracker to munch on especially since lunch today is kinda sux. Who the hell eats red lentil savoury???!!!!

AM I HUMAN OR AM I A COW????

Even munching on the plastic container is better than my mummy's cooking any day any time man.

From my side view, you can tell that I've put on weight. Of cos lah, eat red lentils how not to put on weight????

Have you seen a skinny cow??? No.

And what do cows eat???

Bloody grass, that's what they eat and they are fat.

Since my Auntie Big Foot is so skinny, I think she must be a carnivore. Hmmm, better beware of her then. She looks hungry and I look delicious I'm sure.

Walau, this Auntie is really a mountain tortoise. She looks as though she has never seen a digital camera before.

What type of friend is my mummy associating with??? *sigh* Think I better pretend I don't know who is Auntie Big Foot. A bit embarrassing.

My suspicion was right afterall. She is indeed a carnivore.

Auntie, I know I look really meaty and delicious, but let me tell you that muscles are not that easy to bite through. You might crack your teeth trying to bite me.

Let me die, let me die. Oh god, Auntie really never seen a digital camera before is it?? Take picture only also have to smile so wide for what???

Tsk tsk tsk.....


















Okie, I've decided to just let Auntie BF do whatever she likes lah. I've given up hope.

Let her pretend to eat me up if it makes her happy. I'm in a really giving mood today.

Live and let live, Yoo-ri.

Oh the lovely pigeon is at our balcony. What a cute little fat pigeon, am sure it will tastes delicious in a soup.

Auntie, carry me enough already or not??? Let me down ok??? Be a good auntie. Come come, Yoo-ri play with you again another day.

Oops, ok I guess Auntie's not ready to put me down yet. Ok ok, I'll sacrifice and let you play with me ok. Relak lah Auntie. Show me your fangs for what??? I let you carry ok.

Life's tough being a baby.

















Some people collect stamps, some people collect money, BUT I collect Kaloo toys.

Can you spot which is the imposter????

Oy, some privacy please. I'm teaching the scrawny little monkey a lesson for being rude to me.

Hmmm, I'm a general amongst my army of toys. Feels good to be the boss.

My collection of Kaloo toys. Isn't the one in gray to die for??? So adorable.

Aaarrrghh.....

I think I just spotted Auntie Big Foot. Help!!! Let me camouflage myself. I don't wanna be her toy.

Phew. Danger averted. Auntie Big Foot couldn't spot me. Thank god she color blind and cannot see the color gray.

Thank you mummy for dressing me in gray today.

Here I am wrestling with my toys. This is how I keep my perfect figure. Even though I eat a lot, I still remain slim through my rigorous exercise.

Wrestling provides a complete workout for your body.

Besides wrestling, I also do a lot of push ups. Push ups build up arm muscles. If you want to have a strong back, just ask one of your friends to sit on you like what I'm doing now.

To have smarter brains, have a friend sit on your head. It will stimulate your brain to produce more brain cells.

After exercising so much, it's time to have a massage.

I'm bushed.

Now little purple hippo can massage my shoulders and relax me.

Here is my army of toys. They guard me when I'm sleeping. I'm the Queen of the Cot.

I love my bed. It's the most cosy bed I've ever seen. Even Auntie Big Foot's bed isn't so nice as mine.

I can lie on my toys whenever I'm unhappy and they won't complain. Nowadays mummy always complaining whenever I sit on her.

Complain I heavy for what???? I'm not heavy ok. See even my friends think I'm light as a feather.

Shit. Seeing too much of Auntie Big Foot lately.

Now I find that my eyes kinda shoot bird just like Auntie BF.

Uncle, why you look so sad??? Spent a bomb on the present your wife giving me is it???

My Auntie Von Von seems very busy. I think she's trying to make a curtain for her house with the strawberry cloth.

Oh shit, I was wrong. She's gonna make me a dress using the strawberry cloth.

Auntie, in case you didn't notice, but I'm not really into strawberries.

Walau, just kill me please, kill me. First Auntie Big Foot, now Auntie Von Von. They take me as a 2 foot toy is it????

A typical love triangle.

Boy likes girl, girl likes toy.




















Boy gets jealous, steals toy.

Boy tries to buy girl's heart by giving her a Hermes scarf.

Girl accepts Hermes scarf but does not reciprocate boy's feelings.

Boy gets angry and tries to force kiss girl. Girl struggles and slaps boy.

Boy apologizes to girl. Girl ignores boy and does not forgive boy.

THE END

Look, I can stand up. Kindly ignore Uncle Jas at the background holding me up.

Just pretend that I can stand up before I turn 7 months. I'm a prodigy!!!! Woo Hoo