I'm posing with my dad. He thinks it's funny because he sticking his fingers behind my head. What he doesn't know is I just farted. A real stinker too. Tit for tat.
Mummy and me. I'm not so happy. My crib not that big. And she reminds me of an elephant. What to do? She did pay for it after all. You deal with the devil you pay the price.
Ha ha, laugh all you want. I just farted again. It's one of my few weapons of retaliation. I use it often.
A view of my crib. Pretty cool isn't it.
Like my new haircut? Yeah I know, it sucks. I look like an idiot. It was mummy. She getting jealous of the compliments I was getting. My hair paid the price.
Darn the hair cut sucks. I'm putting on a decent smile and I still look foolish.
Damn, Just wait until I can use a pair of scissors. I'm gonna give mummy a hair cut. She really deserves one.
I just got up. I thought my haircut was a bad dream. Obviously it's not. Just call me VI. Village Idiot.
Hey my hair looks good here. Plus I got my smart look on. Have to, considering my hair cut.
These are new friends of mine. They look happy now because I haven't had a chance to "train" them yet. Ha ha... be afraid, very afraid you two suckers.
Hey don't look at me. I wasn't strangling the centipede. Ok I was. But he started it. I'm just retaliating.
Notice a new member of my gang. We call him Mr 8 legs and one big head.
Mummy taking her sweet time to feed me. I'm trying to eat this envelope. Not very tasty though.
No idea why this photo in my blog. My blog is decent. This lady is obviously a deviant of some sort. Probably a nude model or something.
Oh.... it's you Auntie BF. I got confused because I couldn't see your feet.
Hey daddy, I just burped a smelly one, you better wait before giving me your goodbye kiss.
Opppsss I'm gonna do another smelly burp. One sec daddy. Hold on. I know I know mummy makes real foul smelling stuff for me to eat. But what to do? It's either that or starve.
Me with one of my gang members. Today I am accompanied by Mr Dog. He gave me some trouble before but I beat the shit out of him. Nowdays he's very obedient. Good doggy.
I'm in my street gear. Also you should notice I can stand with only minor assistance. I'm way ahead of other babies. I might even skip all the bicycle bullshit and go straight to driving cars.
This big centipede tried to jump me. Just because I whooped its smaller friend the other day. As you can see, it failed. I'm gonna twist it like a lollipop and then stick it in one of the holes. Then I'm gonna drool on it's head and pull its tail. Then give it 2 tight slaps for good measure. That will teach it. Small centipede, medium centipede, large centipede, they all a bunch of pussies compared to me.
Hey what's up? Nothing? Then buzz off. I'm taking a short break.
I just jumped over the fence. I learnt how to do this on TV. All those black dudes always running away from the cops and jumping fences. Very educational.
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