Sunday, September 16, 2007

Monday, September 17 2007




Guess you finally got a chance to see me crawl. Damn, now my secret's out. Soon, mummy and daddy will be making me walk, and then run and then probably do the cooking, cleaning up and all.

Crap. My life is starting to look like a huge bed of rotten roses.











Since mummy and daddy think I'm a big girl now, I might as well just let them see me smoking my pipe.

What can they do to me now? HUH!












Hey, don't throw my pipe away mummy. That's mine!!! I bought it with the money Grandpa gave me. Throw it away and I'll tell Grandpa you hit me.

Now let's see if you dare do it.














Darn. Mummy really threw away my pipe down the chute. Let me find something to throw at her. How dare she throw away something that belongs to me. Nobody does that to me.











Have I told you my latest ambition is to be a singer???? My Auntie Big Foot says I got the talent to be a great singer.

Mariah Carey, eat your heart out. Or better still, go eat your mike.










Quick, get away before I cry for help. Arrrgghhhh....

Daddy says I'm a big girl now so I can't be seen naked by anyone. Besides, if I'm gonna be really famous in future, I can't have my naked pictures being circulated around. Daddy says girls who show their bodies off too much are LC. I don't wanna be low class.






I wonder if the food will get any better.























Guess not. It seems to be getting worse.






















I know I need to eat but darn. It's a freaken ordeal trying to eat my mum's cooking. Why can't they get me that canned stuff that other babies eat?



















Daddy asked me to massage his legs. I'm negotiating the terms.



















What was that? 5 cents is it. What do you take me for? I'm a baby not a sucker. Don't try to con me.


















Forget it then. 5 cents is not worth it. Plus your legs are hairy. That costs extra.














I'm in the company of my sistas.

As you can see, They seem to look a bit different from me. They have dark hair, I have brown blondish hair. They got big eyes, I got small eyes. They got teeth, I got no teeth.

What's up with that man??? Oh I know why. It's cos I'm only half Indo.













My Auntie Madonna just slapped me because I pulled on her necklace. Can you see the tears in my eyes????

Grandma, Grandpa, HELP me.....













Mummy just got back from the washroom. Now they pretending to like me again.

Grrrrrrr...boy are these 2 the cunning ones. Grrrrr












Hey. Not so rough I'm only a baby. How would I know where mummy and daddy keep their valuables? Easy.

Plus knowing how stingy they are they don't even have anything worth taking.

I don't know. I don't know. Leave me alone. I'm just a baby.






Arrrhhhh. Help. Stop trying to feed me funny stuff. I'm gonna puke it back on your lap.














She forced a biscuit in my mouth. No telling what she put in it. I'm pretending to eat it. I'll spit it out when she looking away.












Did you both kidnap me? Why am I not at home? Hmm... oh yeah I forgot, we went out for lunch.















Why am I the only one that gets packed lunch. Everyone else is eating freaken steaks. Why bring me if I don't get to eat?














I'm on daddy's shoulders. I'm taller than everyone. Pretty cool. Also I can see down the top of the woman sitting next to us.




















Back down the normal level. Still good though. I can still see the ladies' boobies.




















Kicking back at our pool deck. I'm a grownup now. I can sit-up and catch some rays.






















Ok enough. My skin is sensitive.






















Notice those 2 behind us in the pool. I think they very bad people. They keep touching each other. Come on lah. Hello!! Baby present.



















Should I spit into the pool? Hmmm can my spit reach the pool. I'm sitting a bit far back.






















My mummy's new bag. She stole my milk money to buy it. That's my mummy. I've been drinking water lately.













Yo yo. It's the sunshine baby. Where's my shades.


PS: Those 2 disgusting people still at it. Come on lah, get a crib.












Me preparing to let loose an almighty glob of spit.





















Damn missed the pool. The spit hit the ground.






















My new mobile. It's cool and black. I do my prank calls to Skinny with it.

Me: Hello can I speak to Mr Bo?
Skinny: Who is that? I'm Fat Boy Skinny.
Me: Are you sure there isn't a Mr Bo, first name Dumb, as in Dumb Bo?
Skinny: No, My name is Skinny and mummy is mummy.
Me: Ok sorry wrong number. Bye.







Just finished calling Skinny. Man that kid is dumb. I do it daily and he still hasn't figured out it's a prank call.




















My mummy's other new bag. I wish it were fake but it's real. You guessed it, not only am I being given water instead of milk, the water has been downgraded to tap water instead of bottled stuff.

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