Hi, can I help you???
No??? Then what are you looking at??? Haven't seen an angry baby kicking ass is it??
Stare some more and I'll poke your eyes out, punk.
If only milk tastes as good as these......
I've been trying to figure out what's the big deal about sucking on a dummy.
*suck suck suck*
It doesn't taste like anything. Why waste my effort sucking on something when nothing comes out of it????
Do you think I can spit this dummy out to hit mummy on her nose????
Let's see.....aim, Yoo-ri....aim properly. You only have one chance.
Crap. I got babynapped by these 2 sistas of mine again. Aren't they supposed to be in school studying how to be a big boss in future???
As soon as I can talk, I'm gonna call up their school principal.
In the meantime, I just got to suck it up and bear with it. These 2 have violent tendencies so I better not piss them off.
Smile Yoo-ri, smile.
Oh lord....this is getting worse.
A kiss I can still tolerate....but what's up with that hand signal???!!!! What is Auntie Madonna??? Another triad member???? What's with the secret hand sign again????
Damn. Is that a double chin I'm seeing????
Oh no, what have I become now??? Fat Boy the second???????!!!!!
NoooooOOOOo
I don't wanna be Fat Boy the Second.
Please let it be a nightmare I'm having.....I'm not a fatty. I'm as slim as a toothpick.
A brand new day...a brand new resolution.
From today onwards, I'm going on a DIET. No more fruits and vege. Just give me more cheeses, yogurts and more meats.
Hey there, you kinda look familiar. Have we met before????
Oh, now I remember. You are mummy's alien friend. The alien who has a gap between her teeth. Also the alien who has tattoos all over.
Hi there, long time no see Auntie Tattoo.
Auntie Tattoo, can I be in your gang??? Let me show you how strong I am. See how easily I can lift Giant Octopus up???? You wanna see me slam him on the floor and watch his guts splatter all over????!! You wanna, you wanna????
Hur hur hur...now that you see how strong I am, you are afraid of me now aren't you, Auntie???
That's better. Now massage my back and clean my ears for me.
Hey, Auntie Tattoo. Quick, serve me my lunch. I want a minestrone soup and some chicken casserole. Heat it up properly or else I'll kick your skinny ass.
Oops....Auntie Tattoo, relax. I didn't know you have a dagger in your bag. Hey relax ok, I was just kidding. Take your time heating up lunch for me.
I was just joking earlier.
Damn. This Auntie sure is scary. I better go back to bullying silly little bunny instead.
If Auntie Tattoo wants to kiss me, she can kiss me. No problemo.
If she wants to hug me, she can hug me too.
Her breath kinda stinks though. Shit. I know. She got rotten teeth. Last I heard from mummy, Auntie Tattoo just had 2 wisdom teeth extracted.
Only dummies have wisdom tooth.
Auntie, why you so shy?? Let me take a peep ok?? I promise I'll just peek, no touching.
Hey, you cheated. You stuffed yours with tissue paper. What's up with that man???
Ok ok, stop looking so pathetic. I promise I won't reveal your secret.
I can't bear seeing grown women cry. Damn.
Well, at least one of us look happy in this picture.
I think I was born to make mummy's friends happy at my expense. All of them seem to take pleasure in taking pictures with me.
What's up with Auntie Von Von???? Why is she holding me this way?? She offering me to the gods or what????
Put me down this instant, Auntie Von Von before I box your chin.
Oooooh, let go of me. I want to eat that cookie. Let go, let go.
Why is Auntie Von Von playing with my stacking cups and my new friend Mr 8-legs?????
She really bored is it??? Hey, go look for your own toys and friends ok!!!! Leave mine alone before I teach you a lesson. Grrr grrrrrrrrrr
On 2nd thoughts, let me get myself a shot of whiskey to give myself some courage.
I nearly forgot that Auntie Von Von is from the hood. Shit...I hope she didn't hear me say what I just said earlier.
Eh, Auntie Von Von, you shouldn't have. Really, you shouldn't have. But since you insist on giving me this bottle of vodka, I shall accept it.
Thanks Auntie Von Von, I love you.
*sigh* I'm in a dilemma now. Should I or shouldn't I????
Should I do my poo poo now or should I wait till mummy carries me before I do it?????
Auntie Von Von, what do you want??? You want 2 shots of vodka is it???
Wait ok, I ask mummy to get them for you. (One for Auntie Von Von and one for me.)
What's up with the 123 mouse???? How dare he climb up on my head!!!! Just wait and see you stupid mouse.
Wait till I finish munching on this and then I'll get you real good.
You are next 123 Mouse. Get ready to meet your maker.
Let me see where mummy is. If she's in the shower, I can go sneak myself a shot of vodka.
Hang on Vodka, I'm coming to you really soon. Just wait there for me. I'm on my way.
Think I had 2 vodkas too many. Crap....now I look like a shoot bird.
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