Arrrgghhhh!!! Someone stole my Kammi!!!!! How dare Auntie Big Foot steal my Kammi!!! Why can't she go get her own Kammi doll!!!!!
Gimme back my Kammi, Auntie Big Foot, gimme back gimme back!!!
I'm so angry, I can bite all my toys up into little shreds and pieces!!!! Grrrrr grrrrr
Eh, smells kinda familiar.....
Shit. I think I'm biting on Kammi. I made a big boo boo.
Oops, my mistake. Auntie Big Foot, I love you. Sorry I accused you earlier on. I didn't mean what I said. heh heh
I'll punish myself okay??? I'll raise this sandbag up till you tell me it's enough ok???
I think it's enough ok?? I've held it up for 3 seconds already. I'm just a baby you know. Ok, Auntie Big Foot???
Still not satisfied???
I'll punish myself by biting on this fish okay???
*bite bite bite*
*bite bite bite bite*
Seems like Auntie Big Foot is pacified. Now I can go out and meet my most beloved Auntie Von Von. I like Auntie Von Von better than Auntie Big Foot. At least Auntie Von Von doesn't have smelly big feet. :P
Mummy insisted I take a nap before I go out to meet Auntie Von Von.
Yeah, I know. That's how boring my mummy is. Nap nap nap, everyday I nap and nap non-stop.
Boring sights. Everyday I see nothing but people. When can I get to see some real stuff like ANIMALS!!!!
I wanna see the tigers, and the lions, and the panthers.
Basket! Whatcha looking at buddy??!!! Never seen a baby girl before is it???
Now get lost before I give you 2 tight slaps.
Oops, sorry Auntie Von Von. I thought you were a stranger winking at me. My eyesight not very good lah, what to do??? Mummy cut down on my carrots cos she says I'm turning orange.
See. I like my Auntie Von Von. She's always so jovial and happy whenever she sees me. Not to mention the fact that I get lots of sweets and new toys whenever Auntie Von Von sees me.
Ha ha ha I just did a smelly fart. It's so funny looking at Auntie Von Von's expression. ha ha ha
Maybe I should force another out.
I'm busy again. *sigh*
Mummy's friends are all the same. All of them need me to do things for them. Now I'm teaching Auntie Von Von how to fix the lid onto the cup.
Ta dah. There you go. The lid is on the cup.
Auntie Von Von, you don't have to look so amazed. It's really simple to do. You just need to have 2 hands and a bit of eye coordination to do it.
Why am I surrounded by a bunch of dummies? Do I need to teach people everything? Ka phoey.
Next time I'm not gonna be so dumb and go out with mummy anymore. Everytime I go out with her, I end up doing more work without getting paid.
What am I?? Free labour???? Ka Poey
Opps why does Auntie Von Von purse suddenly have 3 pockets? I thought this model only came with 2 pockets? Shit, what's up with purses nowdays? I guess Auntie Von Von purse isn't baby proof. Yoo-ri strikes again!
Just my luck, I only got 2 teeth but somehow my lunch got stuck between them. Since no toothpick handy I shall use Auntie's purse. I broke it already. Some food and drool won't make any difference.
Got it. I managed to get the food out of my teeth. Now how to return the purse back to Auntie Von Von without her knowing I'm the one that ripped it and drooled it?
I know what to do. I will "drop" it on the floor and then use my pram to run over it. Can't blame a baby for that can you?
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