Friday, October 26 2007

Hey hey, notice anything different???? You got it. I just plucked my eye brows. My mummy taught me how to pluck eye brows. She says everyone has to pluck their brows, even men.

Hmmm, think I overplucked my brows a little. Now it's looking a wee bit thin. Maybe I should ask Auntie Stev where to do eye brow embroidery.

But yet again, why bother asking Auntie Stev that? Ever since she did her eye brow embroidery, she has been single.

Hmmm, I better not take any chances. Better thin eyebrows than no husband.

But then if I have no eyebrows, won't I look weird??? I'd look just like a schnauzer without its beard. I'd be like Auntie PinHead without her pinhead. I'd be like Auntie Big Foot without her big feet. I'd be like Auntie Von Von without the gap in between her front teeth.

Brudder, stop eyeing me ok??!!! I'm still a baby, too young for you. Quit it before I tell my daddy. He'll make sure you have 2 eyes. Yeah, 2 black eyes.

That plate of fries look really yummy. I wonder when I'll be able to taste it. I heard my friend Ryan has tasted fries before. I also want fries!!! :(

Yoo-ri, think think think. How do I get to eat the plate of fries on the table without getting into trouble with mummy??

Okay, let me try this.

Step 1: Pretend to be a good girl and drink water while looking at something in the distance.

Hopefully busybody mummy will think there is something interesting and look in that direction, then I can sneak a bite.

Darn, mummy too busy talking to Auntie Phoebe to notice. Mission failed.












Step 2: Scream as loud as I can to distract mummy.

Then when mummy digs in her bag to find me some toys to play with, I quickly grab fries and eat them.

Darn, mummy looking at me as if I'm a nutcase. Mission failed.








Forget it. There is no step 3. I'm just too pissed to think straight now.

I'll just drink my water and pretend it's fries.