Tuesday, October 30 2007

The daily life of a baby. Every morning, I have to vacuum the floor and mop the floor, followed by cleaning the toilets. What to do? Life as a Baby Kim isn't that easy.

Mummy's lazy like a potato so I have to do everything in the house.

Think I better do this room another day. The pile of mummy's clothes sitting on the bed is too traumatizing for me.

I don't understand it. Why does mummy need to take out so many clothing when she only wears 1 out to go out??

Luckily my daddy is not like her. My daddy wears 1 outfit a week. He has been wearing the same trousers to work for 3 weeks already.

My 10 minute break. Shit the alarm went off. Back to work.

Sidetrack a little. Darn, I really look damn good.

Maybe I should slack off a little today. Anywayz, mummy is still having her massage. She probably won't even notice if I don't clean the kitchen floor. She will just think it's her massage oil that's making the floor seem oily.

Stretch Yoo-ri stretch. You can reach it.

Finally got mummy's money bag. Hahahaha Now with this money bag, I can buy myself some nice treats. Maybe I should go buy myself some ice cream and bubble tea. Mummy always eating all that whenever we go out but never once offer me those yummy treats.

Hmmm, or should I go for sharks fins soup??? Always see mummy and Auntie Big Foot eating that. Wonder how it tastes like. Aren't sharks those creatures with sharp teeth?? I thought they bite humans???

How did mummy and Auntie Big Foot catch the shark???

Ah ha, I know. Must be Auntie Big Foot. Her feet so smelly that even the shark died.

Auntie, I want to buy up the entire shop. Charge it to my card okay?

Auntie, how much is it again??? Why so expensive to buy up the whole shop?? I regular you know? No discount huh????

Aunties, why so fierce?? I no money to buy the shop, you also don't have to steal my ice cream. Gimme back my ice cream!!!!!

Mummy is definitely high. She's smiling her not so usual smile. She's definitely had too much sakes.

Check out the sake bottle wearing a dress.

My daddy and mummy. I love my daddy and mummy to bits even though they are mean to me. :)