Monday, October 29 2007

Hey there, another brand new day, another brand new look.

Today mummy dressed me up to look really HOT cos I'm gonna see my hottie pottie Auntie Stev.

What's up with all these Aunties. Wah so many of them. They make them in an Auntie factory is it? I think the world needs more toy factories and less Auntie factories frankly.

Buzz off lady. Can't you see I'm occupied. I'm eyeing some real food to sneak when mummy is diverted. Crackers are for parrots.

Just get it over with. I'm letting you kiss me as a favor to my mummy. You leave any saliva though and I'll retaliate with a raspberry.

You laugh laugh is it? I just ate some chilli padi. You gonna burn soon. Sucker.

Shit the chilli padi had no effect. This Auntie is a tough one. Not weaklings like big foot or von von. I gotta think of other things to add to my arsenal of weapons.

There!!! Pulled your hair!!! That'll teach you to mess with me.

You are as fast as a kangaroo. How you know I was going to pull your hair again?? You psychic is it?

Just in case you are psychic what am I thinking in my brain now Auntie?

Ah ha. You can't read my mind after all. I got you with my tight slap. Don't mess with this baby.

Is she nuts? She looks nuts to me. I just slapped her and she smiling like an iddiot. Is my slap really that hard?

As you can see, I'm suntanning in the lounge room. What to do?? Daddy doesn't allow me to go to the poolside cos he says it's too dirty.

I have learned to make do with what little resources I have.

Auntie Joei, stop spying on my sexy legs.

Don't touch. Both the bed and the music table are mine. All mine. You touch and I give you slap. I don't care who you are. These things can't be shared. They are for single use, that is, my use, only.

Shit, turn your head for a second and some strange lady ends up touching my toys? What am I, a charity? I'm gonna start charging soon on a per usage basis when someone touches my toys.

Man, what did I do to deserve this? I got some skinny ass Auntie trying to carry me with skinny ass arms. If I don't fall at least once, I'll be amazed. In actual fact maybe I should be the one carrying her. I think i'm the stronger one.

Shit I'm slipping. Concentrate Auntie PinHead, concentrate! I'm just a baby. Don't drop me.

Something's strange with my stroller. Something has changed. I can't figure it out though.

Maybe they changed the wheels from a 4 inch rim to 5 inch rim? Daddy's been talking about buying a subaru lately. Maybe he hotted up my stroller ah beng style to test the new vehicle fashion.

Smile baby smile. Mummy's life so pathetic I better throw her a bone.

I said bone mummy, not a skeleton. Let me go now. I've got a schedule to follow you know. I can't be dilly dallying with you all day.