I think I just stepped on Lizzie the Lizard. He's my daddy's fave lizard. What should I do? Should I eat it up and pretend that nothing happened?
*yawn* actually maybe not. Not really in the mood to eat Lizzie. I don't quite like cold food and Lizzie happens to be pretty cold even before she was dead. Now that she's been trodden to death, she's ice cold.
Nah. Not my type of food.
Shit. Daddy saw the dead Lizzie. I'm so dead. He doesn't look very friendly. Oh no.
Back in my naughty circle. Nowadays whenever I am 'naughty', daddy will put me in the prison. Little does he know that I'm practising my climbing skills. I'll be climbing over this fence in another month.
Auntie Karen is gonna buy a new handphone. Maybe if I look really sad, she might buy me a handphone too. :)
This Auntie is very gullible, very different from the other cunning aunties I know.
See, I'm almost getting the handphone already. I can even smell it. Auntie Karen, I want this one!!!!!! Please get it for me.
Crap. Auntie Karen as cheap as my mummy. She didn't get me the handphone. Instead, she gave me a freaken biscuit. Basket. But I'm not picky lah, a biscuit is a biscuit. It's better than nothing isn't it?
Seeing Auntie Karen's teeth makes me sad. My mummy told me that if I don't brush my teeth, my teeth's gonna end up like Auntie Karen's. I don't wanna have crooked and gaps between my teeth.
Never mind. I know what I can do. I'll just close my mouth. I'm not gonna be so dumb as to smile with my teeth showing if I have big gappy crooked teeth. Only dummies do that.
See. Even mummy knows how to pose without showing off her teeth. I'm gonna do this pose from now on.
Auntie Karen is trying to copy us now.
She almost got it, but I guess when you have big teeth, it's a bit hard to hide.
Auntie Karen, let me do you a favour. Want me to hit you till your teeth drop out??? I charge real cheap. Only $10 per tooth.
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