I heard from the toys that my parents will be going out for lunch. I need to set my alarm clock to wake up a bit early so they don't sneak off without me. I'm gonna pre-order my food this time since I usually don't get to eat restaurant food.
Just came out of my cocoon. Readying myself for the big lunch.
Shark fin soup. Birds nest soup. Abalone. Sea cucumber. My half chinese side is driving my craving for such food. If mummy tries to feed me the usual slop I'm gonna double my raspberry output today.
I'm so damn hungry I decided to munch on my toys in the meantime.
Don't complain caterpillar. I know you've been munching on the smaller caterpillars when I'm not around. What goes around comes around.
It's not satisfying. I need real food. When are we gonna head out I wonder?
Trying to disturb my daddy. Lately he's always on the computer. He's got a new hobby tormenting some deranged mummies on some mummy forum.
At least someone's happy.
My grandmother. At first I thought she was a stranger but I realized it wasn't.
Maybe grandmother will give me some good food. She is not as stingy as mummy who always eats the food by herself and doesn't share with me.
Damn. This biscuit is depressingly familiar.
Come on, come on. When is the real food gonna be served. Come out for what? Might as well stay in my cot and beat up my toys.
I suspect I've been conned. I don't think they gonna give me any good food. They just brought me because they too cheap to get a babysitter.
No idea who this lady is but I wonder whether she will give me some food?
Grandmother, as a baby I'm open to bribery. Come on lah! I know you are rich. I'm not asking for much. I just want something other than my daily fair of biscuits and porridge.
I didn't realize it was my birthday!!
Oh ... it's my mummy's birthday. I wonder if I get to eat some of the cake. Looks really yummy.
My mummy's side of family. Grandfather, Grandmother, Daddy, Mummy and ME!!!
Some people say I take after my Grandfather. I seriously doubt it. I have more hair on my head. Also my tummy is way bigger.
Some people say I take after my Grandfather. I seriously doubt it. I have more hair on my head. Also my tummy is way bigger.
Grandfather bought this bag for me. But mummy bullied me and took it off me. One day when I'm bigger than mummy, I'm gonna take all the bags that mummy stole from me.
PS: It's a limited edition. I heard only babies of celebrities have it. Brat Pitt's baby has one even though the baby is a boy. That's how popular this bag is.
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