Hmm, time to practise my 'ugly' poses. Daddy is behind me and mummy is somewhere out there (most likely twiddling her toes and fingers and admiring her bag collection) so it's safe for me to do my ugly faces without disturbances.
Ugly pose 1: Frown with squinty eyes and pouty mouth and food stuck all over my face.
Sidenote: this pose kinda reminds me of my Uncle Rumpel when he frowns whenever Auntie Big Foot overspends on shopping.
Ugly pose 2: Wide eyed look with pouty mouth and food stuck all over my face.
Sidenote: this pose kinda reminds me of my Auntie Joei. Only difference is she looks like this all the time. HA HA HA
Ugly pose 3: Hip hop stance with food all over face.
Sidenote: this pose reminds me of Auntie Joei when she's hanging loose with mummy. Yeah, this is how she sits - with her legs wide open. Tsk tsk tsk.
Shit. Mummy was hiding below the table snapping pictures of my ugly poses. I'm in deep shit.
By the way, the top I'm wearing is sponsored by the most elegant, demure Auntie Big Foot.
Back to my normal pretty self. Damn, I do have a model look. Check out my pose. Umm, do try to ignore my ugly shorts with the string dangling down.
Also, ignore my daddy in the background.
What the heck does this shorts come with strings for? The only purpose that it serves probably is to floss my teeth. Which crap designer designed this shorts?
What's mummy looking so happy for? What's so funny? What's she laughing at? Makes me mad whenever she laughs at me. I'm gonna teach her a lesson.
There you go. That'll teach you to laugh at me mummy. How does it feel being wacked on the face with a phone?
Not smiling anymore are you? Ha ha ha
Shoot. Daddy's coming back. Better do my innocent act-blue look.
I got chased out of the house by daddy for hitting mummy.
Daddy said I'm to reflect on what I did and apologize when I'm ready.
Let me munch on my choc chip cookie and think about it. Hmmm, yummy.....choc chip cookies sure do taste yummy.
And this roasted cuttlefish sure tastes great too.
Wait a minute, was I supposed to be reflecting on something? What is it again? I forgot. Damn, this cuttlefish really is the best I've tasted.
Waiter, get me more cuttlefish will you? Those stuff is the best I've tasted. Good job, Mr Chef.
Hmmm, what's that little boy looking at? Buzz off little boy. You are too young for me. Go look at other baby girls your league. I'm way out of your league buddy. Shoo!!!!
Let me give him my "I'm not interested so buzz off" look. Saw mummy give this look to daddy a lot of times.
Auntie Big Foot, mummy says this pic is specially for you so that you can check out my shoes!!!!
PS: It's not red, it's not patent. It's just a plain pair of white shoes.
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