Sunday, November 25 2007

Hi there, just woke up. As you can see, I'm on the table. My mummy chased me out of my bed yesterday just because I stuck out my tongue at her.

Will you call the baby abuse bureau on my behalf please?

Oh I see, my daddy is also sleeping on the couch. I guess he must have stuck out his tongue at mummy as well. Poor us.

Guess I better not stick out my tongue at mummy in future. Maybe I should just give her my special grimace instead. That's not considered rude I suppose.

Is it just me, or did I just see another kid in my apartment. Shit. What's up with that? I can't even have a dog or cat. Then my mummy goes off and gets another kid.

Don't be shy. Come over here. How else can I beat the crap out of you and show you who the number one baby is in this house? Give you a clue curly locks, it's not you, and there is only you and me in this place.

Don't cheat. I can't stand up yet. Get back to crawling mode and compete fair. I can out crawl you anytime anywhere. But you know that already don't you? That's why you show off and try to walk instead.

Did you just litter on my floor? Only I can do that. Work your way up kid. Life is not for free you know.

Ha ha. The newcomer is in shock. She never seen a baby that can multi task like me. Not only did I just wave my hands to distract her, I farted at the same time. She just realized the air quality changed. ha ha.

Ok now. Let's do an initiation ceremony Curly. You need to lick the ground on the spot I'm pointing to right now ok? Don't mind the wet spot. It's holy water not my spit ok?

Ok ok enough already. You got it wrong. When you kiss ass, it literally means my ass you ding dong. Unless I'm mistaken you got my head just now. Now bend over and position yourself correctly.

You can hide all you like. But let me give you some advice newbie. That silly little drum isn't much cover for a big girl like you. Where did they find you from?

Quick. I better hide all my good stuff before Curly wants to share. I got her distracted with all the old broken stuff for now.

Hey mummy, can't you see I'm trying to sleep. Stop trying to disturb me. Don't think I didn't hear what you and daddy did last night. I couldn't get to sleep with all the noise. Freaken heck. Why can't you order babies from the storks like other parents. I think what you and daddy try to do won't work. Just disturb my sleep that's all.

I'm practicing my model pose. I may never be a bikini model with my frame (inherited from mummy), but at least my face is good (inherited from daddy).

Pretending to watch TV. Actually I really am watching TV. I can also operate the remote. Currently I'm learning how to change channels.

Me studying. I'm a smart baby. Even though mummy not so smart, lucky for me my daddy is a genius. Thank god. I like mummy and all, but come on lah, you need brains to get ahead in life right?

Then again, maybe I study later. Looks like something good on TV.

















Or maybe I can watch TV and study same time.

Ha ha. Daddy I caught you. I knew you wanted to stay in my cot. I make you deal ok? I live outside the cot, you live inside the cot. We switch ok? Then 5pm daily I come over and give you food too. I saw this arrangement on TV animal channel. It seems like a very nice arrangement.