My mummy dressed me up as a fairy princess today. At least that's what Uncle Rumpel said. Hmmm, I think he's likes fairies and princesses.
Yet again, if he likes fairies and princesses, what is he doing with Auntie Big Foot? She's neither a fairy nor a princess. She's more like a fallen gnome with hobbit feet.
Uncle Rumpel, stop looking at me. I'm getting shy.
Even Auntie Big Foot is feeling really sad now. Look, she's crying in Auntie Von Von's shoulder. Poor Auntie Big Foot. But yet again, can't blame you for looking.
You can look all you want. I can't be bothered anymore. I'm busy at the moment. Busy eating, that is.
Poor Auntie Big Foot. She said I'm fat and now she has to pull her ears as a punishment.
I love my Uncle Rumpel. He sure knows how to discipline his wife.
That'll teach you to mess with me Auntie!!!
Here I'm teaching my fave Auntie Von Von how to unfold the napkin. I thought I taught her before but *sigh* never mind, I'll teach her again. What to do? She's afterall such a sweet auntie. Plus she gives a darn good massage.
Nothing's going on here. Just practising my getaway in case daddy doesn't have enough money to pay for the meal.
I'm not gonna be a sucker and stay here and pay the price when I didn't even take a single bite of the sharks fin soup.
Let them all pay for their greed.
Hey Auntie PinHead, continue scratching my back. It's kinda itchy. I think you almost got the spot. More to the back please.
Ok ok, I know it's my turn to repay the deed. Scratch your chin is it??
Shsss, don't tell Auntie PinHead that I have been snooping into her bag. Wah, this Auntie is darn happening. She has plenty of sweets and titbits. I think I should ask mummy to invite her more often.
Auntie PinHead just gave me a cuttlefish strip that she just roasted. Hmmm, I must say it's ok I guess. But not as yummy as the ones Halmoni made when she was here.
Hey Auntie, try harder okay? But in the meantime I guess I'll just have to grin and chew on it.
You don't have to cry in shame, Auntie PinHead. I know you not good at roasting cuttlefish but you may be good at other stuff like.......ummm.....umm..
Mummy just passed me some of her cuttlefish too. Hmm, let's just say Mummy is really consistent in her cooking, as in consistently BAD.
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