Friday, December 21 2007

I'm expressing my daily love for the most important thing in the world..... my beloved mattress.

I'm about to throw the fat rabbit onto the ground. I'm straining so I can achieve maximum impact.

PS. Thankx Auntie Big Foot for my latest Kaloo rabbit with the tiara. Don't worry, I won't tell Uncle Big Belly about it. My lips are sealed.

Nah out of respect for my daddy who is a rabbit, I will throw rabbit later. For now I'm wearing her as a hat.

This is my little boss uniform. All babies must obey me when I wear it.

Evil christmas tree. They are popping up everywhere. They scare the hell out of me.

A diaper shot.

PS. Also what I really think of X'mas.











Hey you are not a policeman. What right do you have to frisk me? Let me go Uncle Big Belly. I will frisk you! and then give you a nutcracker to top it off!

Alright, Alright, enough already. I was just kidding. Let me go.

I am a baby for god's sake, not a lizard nor Spidey.

Look Uncle, all you have to do is to go outside. Then if you feel a small foot kick your ass off the balcony, just remember I'm not the only one with small feet. Compared to your wife everyone has small feet so it could have been anyone ok?

What's up with the Suki? She looks like someone just gave her a tight slap and then gave her a scolding.

Auntie Big Foot: Did you see that Suki girl? I heard she got her ass whooped by Yoo-ri.

Auntie Ah Lian: Ya loh. Ya hor. I heard it too. Poor Ah Suki. That Ah Yoo-Li a big bully hor!

Auntie Pin Head: Can I join in the conversation? Look even though I didn't hear a word you both said, I'm laughing too so I can be in the gang.

Auntie Big Foot: Take your undersized head and walk away.

Auntie Ah Lian: Yah Yah. Or I squat and then punch your kneecap. It's a common torture ah lians inflict for those that want to join the gang.

Auntie Big Foot: I'm scared, you think Yoo-ri will come after us? I heard she very fierce. Babies are just for starters, then she whacks up Aunties too for main course.

Auntie Ah Lian: No lah, my ah lian energy will protect us. Hmmmm... maybe not. Hmmm I think my fiance coming soon to pick me up. See ya.

Auntie Joy: So can I join your gang now? I can handle Yoo-ri.

Auntie Big Foot: Hey didn't we tell you to take a hike before. Scram.

Auntie Ah Lian: I'm going to get my nail polish out of my Chanel bag and write a hokkien curse word on your forehead in a second if you don't stop bothering us.

3 very important people talking.

Daddy because he's daddy.

Gary because he drives a lexus and is part of my gang (as in the Indo gang).

Monique because she very tall. Is she one of those people from Africa or something?

This girl is Mo. She is my greatest competitor. She is as fierce and as pushy as me. Her mother looks like nice lady, but I secretly think she is feeding Mo raw meat to bring out her ferocity.

Happy juice doing its job on Auntie Big Foot again. She is suffering from szchizo.

Everyone put their names tags on Auntie Big Foot boobs. Auntie Big Foot thought they being friendly. But in reality all the names are guys. They were all just getting a free feel. Uncle Big Belly smiling like an idiot in a blur.

Mo gathering her gang. They call themselves the Osaka gang. That's because 2 of the 4 members are from Osaka.

This is my gang aka The Kim Yoo-ri Gang. Hmmm, actually I notice something wrong as in very very wrong. Why are there 2 Osaka gang members in my gang??!!!!

Wait till I get my hands on them.

Basket, look at the 2 jokers from the Osaka gang. I think Auntie Ah Lian and Auntie PinHead trying to assassinate mummy with their hand and finger. They crazy la. I am already so tough. Imagine me multiply by 100, that's my mummy. How can their scrawny fingers and hands do anything to mummy. Osaka gang members sure are a dumb bunch.

What's up with Auntie Pinhead. She looks like she got mugged by a barrel of hay.












Or 2 barrels of hay.













Looks like Uncle Big Belly, but somehow different. Belly is even bigger. I christen you Uncle Bigger Belly.



















Careful careful. Are you sure you got the proper certification to handle babies?
















I think this guy is an imposter. The only certification he has is to haul sacks of potatoes. I'm very uncomfortable right now. This guy is an amateur.

















Another attention grabber trying to catch some of my sunrays of fame.









Back off Sister. I need to shine. Bling Bling.















I crawl better not to mention faster. The girl next to me was crawling so slow I thought she was trying to do an impersonation of the Matrix.