Aargh, mummy don't take my ball away please. I promise not to hit you with it. Please.....
Crap. Mummy confiscated my other kickass ball and left me with this crappy toy instead. Not really sure what I'm supposed to do with this. It kinda looks like a cookie cutter except that my mummy doesn't bake so it can't be what I think it is for.
Shit. Why is Ryan having my ball? Hey Ryan, come over here for a sec. I need to ask you something. Come come....I've got something good for you over here.
Ryan, where is the ball??? Why did you leave the ball inside the cage?? You are supposed to bring it out with you.
Wah, you have a new toy huh? Let me play with it can? I promise to return it to you after I destroy it. Don't be selfish. Your mummy is a nice lady, you supposed to be nice too.
Oy, lend me can??? Why are you so selfish?
Basket. I'm sulking. Sulking really badly. Ryan didn't lend me the toy he was holding.
Don't want to be offensive to my guest Ryan, but why is he staring so intently at a blank wall? Is he seeing something that I cannot? I'm confused.
The baby behind me just got ganna from me. I told him if he looks hard enough, he can find some left over food in the cot. He has been looking for the last 15 minutes. Truth is, I don't eat in my cot. I'm too scared of roaches. Most I do is drink some milk. But Ryan doesn't know that.
Still thinking about just now. I can't help but laugh. I think girl babies really are smarter. Skinny is as dumb as a wooden plank. Ryan needs a few extra remedial classes himself.
Personally I'm home schooled but I think I still about a million times smarter than any baby I met so far. The talent pool really is quite thin. I'm gonna have a great life. Fortune teller told me so.
Don't know what Ryan smiling at. But I'm still laughing at the trick I pulled on him.
Next time I tell him you can get money out of a machine, or that you can buy things from the internet. The fool.
What's this? Has someone used my bib? It looks a bit dirty.
Feed me. Not the usual crap. I want some real stuff. Plus there are signs saying no outside food allowed. I wanna eat the restaurant stuff.
I'm waiting. Hurry up. Baby's gotta eat you know.
Ok daddy fine fine. If it costs too much extra to order some extra for me, I just share your food ok?
PS: Or is he holding his head because mummy talking her usual nonsense to him. Don't blame him. I even get headaches when mummy talks to me. Half the time I can't even understand what she saying. The other half the time I can't be bothered.
There there daddy. I understand. Chin up. I'm sure mummy will run out of breath and stop talking soon. We can all start eating then.
Give me 2 beers and a vodkha shot. And if you ask for ID I'm gonna kick your ass. Oy. Hurry up. I'm thirsty.
Basking in the sunshine. My mummy forgot to close the blinds. Looks great on the photo, but my skin starting to blister in the heat. I give my mummy a D. D as in Dumbass.
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