Hi there, just practising how to pose like a model.
My model teacher Auntie Big Foot told me that you have to stand tall, push your shoulder back, chest forward, chin up and POSE. Trying my best to pose but seems a bit odd. Hmmm, wonder what's wrong.
Umm does Auntie Big Foot's having been a model for her feet anything to do with my inability to pose properly?
Now that I'm a big girl, I'm pretty self sufficient. I don't need mummy to get me my toys for me. It's a GYOT rule in the house now. GET YOUR OWN TOY geddit?!!
Shss, don't tell anyone but I just overheard the girl telling the guy that she's pregnant. Damn. Never heard a grown guy crying before in my life. This is the first.
Hmm, why did the auntie give me this card thingy for? Am I supposed to bite it, chew on it or just tear it?
The name on the card says "Lee C T". What should I do? Hmm....
Screw the card. I've got bigger and more important things to accomplish like practising how to surf.
*sigh* just fell. Luckily I'm smart and practised on a soft surface, if not, I'd be having balukus on my butt.
I'm bored. Maybe I should give a prank call on Dopey Skinny. I can pretend to be a loanshark and chase him for payment. Wait a minute. I think he does owe me money for the titbits he has been eating off me.
I know I look a bit dopey here but I'm just trying to imitate how Dopey Skinny looks like. HA HA HA
Better not imitate him too much lest my face really turns out to look like him.
Oh my goodness, I think I just spotted an alien.
Oh, it's only my Auntie Alien. Yeah, she does look like a martian doesn't she? A martian with really bad teeth.
Mummy just bet with me that I couldn't stand still and not move for 5 minutes. I'll teach her. I'm already onto my 1st minute. Another 4 more to go and mummy owes me lunch.
I just realized mummy is really smart BUT not as smart as Kim Yoo-Ri. Hey Mummy, I know you will give me my crappy home made lunch so there is actually no difference even if I do win this wager. I'm gonna dance around like a dancing bear...SUCKER.
Hi there, do I know you?
Ha ha conned you didn't I? You thought I was someone else isn't it? I do look kinda demure and sweet. It's always good to look so versatile like me. See, even if I hit Dopey Skinny with malicious intent till he cries, none of the adults will think I'm being mean. To them, I'm just an innocent victim being traumatized by Dopey.
Auntie Alien is looking a bit woozy here. Think she had too much alcohol last night. I better smile more else she might just decide to throw me down 2 storeys high. That's not gonna be any much fun.
Mummy insists that I take a picture with the X'mas tree. As you can see, I'm not particularly fond of X'mas trees. What's so nice about it? It doesn't even taste good.
Hey you Ah Beng, whatcha looking at? Never seen a pretty baby before is it? Ogle somemore and you will geddit.
Geddit as in get a thorough wacking from me, geddit?!
Ha ha ha conned you didn't I. There wasn't any Ah Beng bothering me. Just practising my many faces.
Hmmm, I don't really know this loony here. I think she mistook me for another person. Can you please get me away from her?
We seem to be going somewhere but I don't know where. Daddy seems to be lost. We seem to be going round and round the same area. What's going on? Will we be able to reach somewhere real soon? I'm getting car sick.
Just checking my schedule for the day. Well, basically same stuff today. Eat, sleep, play, eat, sleep, play.....
Yucks, I think I just saw Auntie Big Foot wiping her snot on my pram. Shit. Mummy, HELP!!!!
Today I'm gonna look really fierce, and maybe mummy will get frightened andgive me nicer tasting foods in the larder.
How? You think I look fierce enough?
Crap. Maybe I should just resort to praying really hard that the food today won't taste as crappy as yesterday's.
Even daddy doesn't look too happy himself. I guess he is already resigned to his fate of eating mummy's crappy foods.
I know this rattle cannot be eaten but guess what? Even the rattle tastes much better than mummy's cooking.
Arrrrghhhh, I'm so angry. Can some nice aunties please take me away and feed me something good?
Basket. That Auntie Imelda huh, thinks I'm a communist is it? What's up with this crappy hairdo??!!!!
Only Auntie Big Foot can carry off this look to perfection.
Communist Yoo-Ri biting the crappy ball.
Communist Yoo-Ri attempting to act cute like Auntie PinHead.
*vomit vomit*
Communist Yoo-Ri turns normal and attempting to make SOS phone call to Baby Abuse Bureau. But .... silly her forgot the number.
Little Yoo-ri feeling resigned and willing to take the dinner meted out by mummy. *sigh*
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