Did I tell you I hate mornings? Every morning, mummy makes me brush my teeth. If I don't, she doesn't give me my breakfast.
Little does she knows that when she turns her back away, I DON'T brush my teeth. HA HA HA Now who's the dummy in the story. Not me for sure.
Oops, here she comes again. Time to do my brush my teeth act again.
For Christ's sake, I know I love going out for walks but come on, going out for walks at the same old river is getting a bit too boring for me. I need more adventure mummy.
This is my new friend, Moe. I call her Mo for short. She's a bit of a chubber but what the heck, I'm cool with chubbers as long as I'm not the chubby one.
We take turns in performing for each other. Right now, Mo is doing a dance.
Mo sure is very funny. She's shaking her bums and it wriggles so much. HA HA HA
It's Suki's turn to perform. She's performing how to eat a cookie.
Suki: Hey guys, watch me bite on a cookie. Chomp chomp.
Yoo-ri: Hey Mo, wanna have a challenge and see who can spit the furthest?
Mo: Sure, Yoo-ri. I start first.
Yoo-ri: Oy Mo, go spit outside this fence into the adults area okay? Don't make my area dirty with your spit.
Mo: Ok ok Yoo-ri. I'm standing up now, positioning myself to face the adults okay? Relax lah Yoo-ri.
Suki: Hey girls, let me pass you this weapon. It can make your spit go further than ever. Here use it.
Mo: You sure not? How can such a thing be used to make my spit shoot further? You think you conning small girls is it?
Yoo-ri: Oops, I think it really works. I see Mo's mummy looking really pissed off.
Suki: I don't know nothing, I don't know nothing.
Mo: Shit, I was actually aiming for Suki's mummy.
Yoo-ri: Hey guys, shall we spit at our mummies? Whoever who reaches the target first wins a cracker. Ok?
Suki: Ok. Set.
Mo: Ok Ok Ok.
All: Care Bear Spit
Yoo-ri: Oy Suki, you cheaterbug. You didn't spit at your mummy. NOW only Mo and I are in trouble with our mummies. You very smart huh? Never underestimate a girl with curly hair.
What is that? A toyburgler? Mummy, get Suki away from my toy box. Get her away from it. The toys are all mine.
I've finally upgraded to sitting on an adults' chair. No big deal. I think my chair is more comfy than this shite.
I'm not brushing my teeth, nongs. I'm just picking out some food that got stuck in my teeth with a pen. Never seen a baby use some brains before is it?
Hmmm, this pen ink sure tastes yummy. Maybe I should just chew on pen in future. Sure tastes better than mummy's grub.
Ha ha let me show you how my Auntie Big Foot sits. Yup, this was how she used to sit and hold her ciggie. So unglam.
Joking la. My Auntie Big Foot just sits in this manner without the ciggie.
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