Ha Ha. you found me. Then again, I was hiding behind a see through curtain so why did it take you 30 minutes to find me? Your eye sight poor is it? Big eyes for what, you seem to have the same level of vision as a freaken bat in a cave.
Ryan and I trying to choreograph a dance together. Hey, who knows, we might be bigger than hi5 in future. We could be the Cutey 2s.
Hey this doesn't look like High School Musical 2? Where is baby blue eyes Zac Efron? Maybe if I keep staring, high school musical will start soon.....
Shoot, still waiting. All I got is a bunch of 5 adults shouting "Hi 5" over and over again. What a bunch of dumb nuts. I bet their kids are hiding in embarrassment.
Driving to my next location. A car certainly is convenient.
Hmmmm, I don't seem to be making much progress. How come I still at same location? Maybe no petrol in the tank.
Hey mummy this car doesn't move. You gave me a freaken lemon. Give me a real car like daddy drives.
I might be a baby but I'm not stupid. This car doesn't work. I'm being conned.
No fun anymore. Sit here for what? I could be eating some food. Let me off.
What you looking at, you homosexual looking duck? You steal your clothes from the Village People is it?
Give you a hint you dumb duck. You sitting on a car that doesn't actually move. Dumbass.
What should I do next? I'm bored of this car and the silly duck behind me.
Mummy come on lah. Let me off. This is getting lame. I know it's not a real car. And the duck looks like a perv. I'm getting very uncomfortable here.
Eat eat. Yes mummy, that's right. Some food would be a good idea about now. Eat eat. Baby wants eat! Shit, I have to resort to sign language to get my message across.
I know I know. Why am I still on the stupid fake car with the dumb duck? Who knows. Mummy won't let me off.
What is she busy with? What the heck. She still on the phone??? Come on lah, MUMMY. I'm your baby, I need your attention.
Hey did that kid just give me the bird? Hey kid, I didn't know this was a fake car ok? You wait till I figure out how to get off this dumb thing. I come over and give you 2 birds.
Finally at least I got some food. I'm still stuck in the car though.
Mummy, why you still not letting me off. I need to go do a wee wee ok? Ah shoot I forgot, I'm still in nappies. That excuse won't work. Oh well, might as well do a wee, my bladder's a bit full anyways.....
Ah. That sure feels good. I hope some leaked so I can rub it on Dumb Duck's Beak.
I finally trying to get off. I'm a daredevil.
Ta dah. I'm out of that stupid car.
Ignore the baby beside me. It's a strange baby I found crying on the floor. I offered him a free ride. Now he acting like he owns the ride.
Keep to your side. Also keep your hands and drool to yourself. I know how to pinch koo koo birds if necessary.
My favorite Device. I still haven't figured out what it is supposed to do. But I like it anyways.
Ryan and I trying to choreograph a dance together. Hey, who knows, we might be bigger than hi5 in future. We could be the Cutey 2s.
Hey this doesn't look like High School Musical 2? Where is baby blue eyes Zac Efron? Maybe if I keep staring, high school musical will start soon.....
Shoot, still waiting. All I got is a bunch of 5 adults shouting "Hi 5" over and over again. What a bunch of dumb nuts. I bet their kids are hiding in embarrassment.
Driving to my next location. A car certainly is convenient.
Hmmmm, I don't seem to be making much progress. How come I still at same location? Maybe no petrol in the tank.
Hey mummy this car doesn't move. You gave me a freaken lemon. Give me a real car like daddy drives.
I might be a baby but I'm not stupid. This car doesn't work. I'm being conned.
No fun anymore. Sit here for what? I could be eating some food. Let me off.
What you looking at, you homosexual looking duck? You steal your clothes from the Village People is it?
Give you a hint you dumb duck. You sitting on a car that doesn't actually move. Dumbass.
What should I do next? I'm bored of this car and the silly duck behind me.
Mummy come on lah. Let me off. This is getting lame. I know it's not a real car. And the duck looks like a perv. I'm getting very uncomfortable here.
Eat eat. Yes mummy, that's right. Some food would be a good idea about now. Eat eat. Baby wants eat! Shit, I have to resort to sign language to get my message across.
I know I know. Why am I still on the stupid fake car with the dumb duck? Who knows. Mummy won't let me off.
What is she busy with? What the heck. She still on the phone??? Come on lah, MUMMY. I'm your baby, I need your attention.
Hey did that kid just give me the bird? Hey kid, I didn't know this was a fake car ok? You wait till I figure out how to get off this dumb thing. I come over and give you 2 birds.
Finally at least I got some food. I'm still stuck in the car though.
Mummy, why you still not letting me off. I need to go do a wee wee ok? Ah shoot I forgot, I'm still in nappies. That excuse won't work. Oh well, might as well do a wee, my bladder's a bit full anyways.....
Ah. That sure feels good. I hope some leaked so I can rub it on Dumb Duck's Beak.
I finally trying to get off. I'm a daredevil.
Ta dah. I'm out of that stupid car.
Ignore the baby beside me. It's a strange baby I found crying on the floor. I offered him a free ride. Now he acting like he owns the ride.
Keep to your side. Also keep your hands and drool to yourself. I know how to pinch koo koo birds if necessary.
My favorite Device. I still haven't figured out what it is supposed to do. But I like it anyways.
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