Saturday, July 5 2008

I'm just sitting guard here. I am kinda bored of this ride but there is a nong of a boy who is hanging around here waiting for me to get off the ride.

Well, the more he waits, the more I'm not gonna get out of this ride.

Only problem is I feel like I need to go to the toilet to do some business. Shit.

Ok, I think the little nong is getting bored with waiting and is heading back towards his parents.

Good riddance. Now I can go to the toilet.













Shit. This Bob the Builder guy just reminded me that I'm still on diapers so I could have done my business while still being on the Barney ride.

Goodness. How dumb can I get sometimes. What is this? Am I getting the Dumbo Disease?????

Oh I just spotted a cute boy over there. Let me do some coy actions to get his attention. I watched HSM2 and Sharpay always twirls her hair when she was trying to get Troy's attention. Maybe I should try that.

Darn. Didn't work. Stupid boy. Ok, let me try the pouting lips technique.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm so pissed. The stupid boy was actually a picture on the wall. Basket. No wonder he didn't fall for my charms.

This is so embarrassing.

I feel like running away from home with my favourite pram. Mummy has been laughing and teasing me ever since we got back from the restaurant.

I'll never live this down.

Just relaxing while waiting for my breakfast to be served. Mummy sure is taking her own sweet time nowadays.

What is this man? Is this expired foccacia or is this stale foccacia???

Mummy, my breakfast menu is getting from bad to worse. I want to COMPLAIN.

Mummy, don't make me tell Daddy that you've been feeding me crap ok. I'm gonna tell daddy and daddy will kick your ass.

Just remember, I'm daddy's favourite girl now. You are H.I.S.T.O.R.Y, buddy.

Shit. I'm gonna get it from mummy this time round. She looks really pissed. Oh oh, better pray that she has short memory and won't remember a word that I just said.

On the other hand, I can try to scare her into being afraid of me. Mummy's quite a chicken when it comes to gory stuff.

OooooOOOOoooo mummy, I'm not Yoo-ri. I'm Sadakooooooooooooooooo. Be scared. Be veryyyyyy scared. OoooOOoooo

Wah, my mummy just ran out of the house. Ha ha ha I think I succeeded in scaring her. But then now that she's out of the house, what about my breakfast???? Shit....I'm so screwed.

It's about time I pack my belongings and leave this house too. Even if mummy comes back, I doubt I'll have any food. I better go and find my Auntie Big Foot. I'm sure she'll share some of her food with me.

Time to practise my dance moves with my dance gear. Do I look cool in this outfit?

Just practising my act cute pose. This pose always wins me lots of credits with my parents no matter how angry they are at me.

My new favourite toy. It can be used as a head band.















It can also be used as a tie.















I can also use it to wave the attention of passerbys.

Hey, what's that person force feeding my friend Ryan with? Is she a bad person?

Ryan, don't worry. I think you will be alright. She probably just gave you some stale food like what my mummy normally feeds me. You'll be fine. Just do a good poo poo and you'll be all set to go.

Come, let me teach you some new words today. This is called Ba. That is called Ba Ba. That is called Baaa Baa.

I know some of these words can be pretty hard, but try to remember ok?

Just having a break with Ryan while our mummies are busy running errands on our behalves. We are little bosses and our mummies are our slaves.

Ryan Ryan, can you get me this toy? Come on, you a boy, you supposed to buy for a girl. Furthermore, you promised me this 5 years ago, remember????????????

Now, don't give the excuse that you can't remember ok. You are almost 9 now, surely you remembered what you said 5 years ago right???